Determining the quality of a reference

Many of us look at posts, but mainly to see if you are a creep. Money speaks louder than grammar or lame attempts at humor, in our case Originally Posted by Camille Fox

I would be pissed if I paid 350+ an hour and the lady ended sentences with a preposition . . . Like . . . . "Where you wanna cum at?" No superman nuts coming after hearing that shit. At least say, "Where you wanna cum at . . . Daddy?"

I would be pissed if I paid 350+ an hour and the lady ended sentences with a preposition . . . Like . . . . "Where you wanna cum at?" No superman nuts coming after hearing that shit. At least say, "Where you wanna cum at . . . Daddy?" Originally Posted by Guero69

At 350+ an hour, we don't ask

As a client, there are 4 keys to getting a good reference:

(1) Show up. (Or, if you have to cancel, do so with appropriate notice.)
(2) Make her laugh.
(3) Make her cum. (If you can. Not a deal-killer if you can't.)
(4) Don't be a jerk. Originally Posted by CoverMe

Awesome, I will be one of the cool kids before I know it . . .
1. I would never not show up for some Daty
2. With my reperatoire of lame-ass jokes laughs are guaranteed!
3. Previous post: exceptional oral skills
4. I am a generous tipper . . . hopefully, that will make up for forgetting to lower the toilet seat after a post-nut pee

Awesome, I will be one of the cool kids before I know it . . .
1. I would never not show up for some Daty
2. With my reperatoire of lame-ass jokes laughs are guaranteed!
3. Previous post: exceptional oral skills
4. I am a generous tipper . . . hopefully, that will make up for forgetting to lower the toilet seat after a post-nut pee Originally Posted by Guero69

Since you mentioned bathroom etiquette ...

btw, one of the fastest ways to get on a provider's "sh*t list" is taking a dump in her bathroom!

ijs

At 350+ an hour, we don't ask Originally Posted by Camille Fox

Wow, a Latina and you don't ask??? Would you ever just tell a guy? i'm listening . . .

Since you mentioned bathroom etiquette ...

btw, one of the fastest ways to get on a provider's "sh*t list" is taking a dump in her bathroom!

ijs Originally Posted by ck1942

That would be a buzz killer for sure.

Wow, a Latina and you don't ask??? Would you ever just tell a guy? i'm listening . . . Originally Posted by Guero69

Since its been established that your willing to spend $,how about you stop listening-and start talking.
Lmao
Uve been here for 1.5 Months got 80 posts and 1 review...tip the scales,promise it will be in your favor

You sound really familiar. Did you used to hang out on the Houston board by any chance? Just curious.

Since you mentioned bathroom etiquette ...

btw, one of the fastest ways to get on a provider's "sh*t list" is taking a dump in her bathroom!

ijs Originally Posted by ck1942

LOL!! And her in mine definitely!

I believe it was Ms Fox that wound me up so much internally that I had to stop on the way home. I think she fooled my body into thinking it had just been through a week of boot camp- in a great way. "She left me starving yet unable to eat!" Quoting myself, as all good narcissists should.

Since you mentioned bathroom etiquette ...

btw, one of the fastest ways to get on a provider's "sh*t list" is taking a dump in her bathroom!

ijs Originally Posted by ck1942

No if you show up with paper pals in your butt hairs

Since its been established that your willing to spend $,how about you stop listening-and start talking.
Lmao
Uve been here for 1.5 Months got 80 posts and 1 review...tip the scales,promise it will be in your favor Originally Posted by CashmereLove

I am working on it

That's awesome you are going to be busy.. Wow, 19 year old! Too cool!!

Why have you been bitching and moaning for the past month? Are you not getting any at home or girlfriend?

Really, you don't know how the hobby world works?

All you need to do is read up things on here. I am sure some guys will help you out with all questions...(Have fun!) Originally Posted by Sonya Playmate

I let you know how cool it was. My fantasy though, is to be with a 19 year old and a 30 year old. Both Naughty Latinas of course. Do you know any Naughty 30 year old Latinas?

No GF. No wife. Just a semi in Mexico that comes here 4 or 5 times a year. I'm her "dirty little secret" LOL

I do read some. I'll be a seasoned pro when it's time to go back to a "normal" life. Some of the people here are really helpful. And I do appreciate the advice.

I have a question for you . . . . .

You sound really familiar. Did you used to hang out on the Houston board by any chance? Just curious. Originally Posted by Camille Fox

Yo? No, never knew this place existed until December.

Get P411 and never have to provide a reference again after you get 6 or more ok's. If they don't accept that, next!

No if you show up with paper pals in your butt hairs Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Paper Pals . . . would immediately stop any Dato. Then again . . . the butt hairs would have immediately stopped it.