This thread is entertaining. But it's revealed the only serious contender.
The person with the most "nicknames" is IBIdiot. He's got paragraph length "nicknames" for everybody.
Is it because he's incapable of expressing himself without insulting others? Maybe.
More likely though, is the fact that he's not smart enough to address anybody without spewing projectile verbal diarrhea. In fact, he's been know to take the dictionary to the toidy as whacking material. May explain his skimpy reviews and lack of participation in any pussy related forum.
You win, IBIdiot.
The original Dipshit of the Year.