Waste of my time or not?

chicagoboy's Avatar
The OP's handle might put off some ladies. It's not too late to change it.
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
I did notice your handle like someone said might be a turn off
and if your not 18 or under go for it .
I'v seen guys from 21-80 ..I'll take a 21 over a 80 year old any day lol
but really age is just a number unless your under age
just be sure you want to do it .. Go Balls To Wall ..
I did notice your handle like someone said might be a turn off
and if your not 18 or under go for it .
I'v seen guys from 21-80 ..I'll take a 21 over a 80 year old any day lol
but really age is just a number unless your under age
just be sure you want to do it .. Go Balls To Wall .. Originally Posted by LustyBustyGina38FF
Oh, hell, give ME the 80-year-old! Older gents, especially those who have retired from long professional careers with pensions and spent most of their lives with noses to the grindstones while raising families, usually have more disposable income and are more generous with time, money, and attention. They are appreciative of every moment, curious about what they've missed, want to have adventures, travel, and value companionship in AND out of the bedroom.

I saw three such more-than-mature fellows for years, all widowers, and they each treated me like a Gaelic goddess! All showered me with expensive jewelry (which I still wear to this day), took me to wonderful restaurants, shows, concerts, casinos, the ballet, on exotic vacations to places I never would have seen otherwise. One fellow in his 8th decade had fathomless energy, went parasailing, ziplining, and climbed a volcano with me! (I probably couldn't have handled HIM in his twenties!) I hold their memories dear and toast them with a wink and a smile. (Guess I should have let one of them put a ring on it, huh? Dang my Irish independent streak.)

Don't count out those lusty, lovely seniors who want to enjoy every pleasure life still has to offer!
Thanks for the feedback. Now onward I go and seek my first provider.
Thanks for the feedback. Now onward I go and seek my first provider. Originally Posted by dirtysanchezz
Go check out Amberance. Probably THE best "Newbie Cherry Pop" around! imo

and a bad ass chick!!!
Go check out Amberance. Probably THE best "Newbie Cherry Pop" around! imo

and a bad ass chick!!! Originally Posted by cusco1
I've heard and read great things about her, mate. I've had my eye on someone else for while now, but she deserves a visit in the future.
I've heard and read great things about her, mate. I've had my eye on someone else for while now, but she deserves a visit in the future. Originally Posted by dirtysanchezz
I would get my cherry popped by a more experienced and more professional provider. I think there is a newbie list floating around somewhere.
pyramider's Avatar
I haven't been in the game for long, unilke some who have been here for years. I'm still a newbie and I've yet to do anything, only strolling and reading other people's experiences. I haven't seen a provider because of a fear that I have. What is it? I'm a young buck. So my point is, would that be a deterrent for you, the providers? Originally Posted by dirtysanchezz

Does your mother know you are on a SHMB trying to see hookers?
Dorian Gray's Avatar
^^^^
How do you think he found it
Does your mother know you are on a SHMB trying to see hookers? Originally Posted by pyramider
^^^^
How do you think he found it Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Reminds me of a "Yo mama is..." joke.
Duk3's Avatar
  • Duk3
  • 09-17-2016, 10:06 AM
Never once have I been rejected by a provider because of my age.
pyramider's Avatar

Reminds me of a "Yo mama is..." joke. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Hardly, just wondering how much his mother would like the OP to be spending his allowance on hookers.
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
or his collage fund ..
I agree 100%



Oh, hell, give ME the 80-year-old! Older gents, especially those who have retired from long professional careers with pensions and spent most of their lives with noses to the grindstones while raising families, usually have more disposable income and are more generous with time, money, and attention. They are appreciative of every moment, curious about what they've missed, want to have adventures, travel, and value companionship in AND out of the bedroom.

I saw three such more-than-mature fellows for years, all widowers, and they each treated me like a Gaelic goddess! All showered me with expensive jewelry (which I still wear to this day), took me to wonderful restaurants, shows, concerts, casinos, the ballet, on exotic vacations to places I never would have seen otherwise. One fellow in his 8th decade had fathomless energy, went parasailing, ziplining, and climbed a volcano with me! (I probably couldn't have handled HIM in his twenties!) I hold their memories dear and toast them with a wink and a smile. (Guess I should have let one of them put a ring on it, huh? Dang my Irish independent streak.)

Don't count out those lusty, lovely seniors who want to enjoy every pleasure life still has to offer!
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
What is your age of you don't mind me asking?