I am a Heffalump, working out of state, should I visit Houston?

Where are the great places to stay?

Does anyone have a comprehensive list of local ophthalmologists ?

Food, I require that in bulk, a comprehensive list of buffets would be nice also.

Is there a place local, that sells condoms and lube in bulk?

Is there a photographer avalible to take pictures so I may update my show case?

And to you sweet men's I do enjoy a ride across town of it is not too much trouble.

For an extra good time, ask me about skinless options. No butt love.

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And it's not even February.

Where are the great places to stay?

Does anyone have a comprehensive list of local ophthalmologists ?

Food, I require that in bulk, a comprehensive list of buffets would be nice also.

Is there a place local, that sells condoms and lube in bulk?

Is there a photographer avalible to take pictures so I may update my show case?

And to you sweet men's I do enjoy a ride across town of it is not too much trouble.

For an extra good time, ask me about skinless options. No butt love. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

you forgot to mention her showcase will be 24 pics of her face and hair taken at just the right angle........

PM me your rates for the butt love. Are you open to me penetrating you with a warm curling iron, using icy hot as lube?

Can't wait to meet you!

make sure you bring your 89 lb anorexic addict friend with the crazy eyes for doubles

PM me your rates for the butt love. Are you open to me penetrating you with a warm curling iron, using icy hot as lube?

Can't wait to meet you! Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

No way! I am not falling for that one again, the past 3 times, once that icy hot wears off... My butt hurted for weeks.

Well if you're at least okay with the warm curling iron, I'm still interested.

I'm only interested if your Heffalump ass is bringing along a Woozle for doubles. No woozles, no deal.

I'm only interested if your Heffalump ass is bringing along a Woozle for doubles. No woozles, no deal. Originally Posted by GracePreston

Food, I require that in bulk, a comprehensive list of buffets would be nice also. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Nothing says I love you like Hartz Chicken Buffet here's one of my recent photos...

I'm only interested if your Heffalump ass is bringing along a Woozle for doubles. No woozles, no deal. Originally Posted by GracePreston

My driver..... Pffft

Well if you're at least okay with the warm curling iron, I'm still interested. Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

That is negotiable ..... It's all about the Benjamin's ( or Abe Lincons on the right day)

Nothing says I love you like Hartz Chicken Buffet here's one of my recent photos...
Originally Posted by Prime Time

They frequently posting pictures of their food.

you forgot to mention her showcase will be 24 pics of her face and hair taken at just the right angle........ Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

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