What's The Least Gayest Tuma Option?

TUMA means Tongue Up My Ass. I don't want anything up my ass, period. I have to endure annual digital prostate exams and that's not at all pleasant for me.

That being said, if you are dining on really great pussy, I have yet to find a woman that doesn't like some light starfish tonguing mixed in. No penetration, just light touching with your tongue and/ or mouth. There are a lot of nerve endings there, just like the pussy and taint. If it is not spotlessly clean and hair free, I will not go there.

I would be open to some light TLMA (tongue licking my ass) while receiving BLS and BBBJ from a woman. I make sure my azzhole is spotlessly clean, along with the rest of my body, before any session or civie sex.

All i want to do is have Fun!!
I love me a Ladies Starfish!!
Let's all have Fun in 2017!!!
Plus Tequila kills all!!! In one way or another!

Ya'll motherfuckers need Jesus. Originally Posted by dmode

It's the point Period NOBODY is getting near my FART BOX... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Not even for Admin Anal?

TUMA means Tongue Up My Ass. I don't want anything up my ass, period. I have to endure annual digital prostate exams and that's not at all pleasant for me.

That being said, if you are dining on really great pussy, I have yet to find a woman that doesn't like some light starfish tonguing mixed in. No penetration, just light touching with your tongue and/ or mouth. There are a lot of nerve endings there, just like the pussy and taint. If it is not spotlessly clean and hair free, I will not go there.

I would be open to some light TLMA (tongue licking my ass) while receiving BLS and BBBJ from a woman. I make sure my azzhole is spotlessly clean, along with the rest of my body, before any session or civie sex. Originally Posted by Oralist

Fair assessment of terminlogy. my bad. It's TLMA

I'm in a rare decent mood not interested in your shenanigans at this time Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

maybe it's just one of your gay days

Fair assessment of terminlogy. my bad. It's TLMA Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

Agree.

^ unless you want to add to your points I suggest you take your old ass back to the Political forum. ;-) Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

How old do you think my ass is? Seems like you're an expert.

How old do you think my ass is? Seems like you're an expert. Originally Posted by bambino

Ha! But theoretically that would make you the homo since you'd be the one bending over

Even of I sneak up on you and run :-)

It's the point Period NOBODY is getting near my FART BOX... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Ha! But theoretically that would make you the homo since you'd be the one bending over Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

I wouldn't let you tongue fuck my asshole. Not matter how much you want to. Nope, ain't happening.

^ you digress ..

Bye Felicia

Not even for Admin Anal? Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Nope

Even of I sneak up on you and run :-) Originally Posted by ThoreXile

Try me I'm serious about this you want to be a FUCKTARD in session & you will be crying like a bitch by the time you can blink... I don't play around with this at all...

oh that precious balloon knot

oh that precious balloon knot Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

SC you take a lot of crap from practically everyone in here. What the hell did you do to get this much elephant dung flying your way?

As to tuma, imho, any provider who wants the title of pse rock star must have enthusiastic tuma on the menu. My longest time regular (Keri) tried it for the first time in Vegas this past week; she wanted an extra donation and that was literally the only thing we'd never done. She had a blast doing tuma. (Her xxx pics will be posted in Crazy Vegas Adventures shortly.)

Another of my gals does tuma every session and she nuts every time she does it. It's the craziest thing ever. She's got the body of a gymnast and she is literally my All Time (Forever) Favorite.

If you ask a provider to do tuma on you, be considerate. Use Wet-n-Wipes before the session and be really thorough. Same for providers who enjoy/permit tuha/dato.