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SC you take a lot of crap from practically everyone in here. What the hell did you do to get this much elephant dung flying your way? Originally Posted by pxmcc

It's not complicated....people typically hate what they fear and they fear out of ignorance. For 90% it's because I'm the ****** that doesn't know his place. Just who the fuck does this ****** think he is? Same shit Obama deals with. In the political forum some of them are so racist (like LL, DSK, Jimbo and Bimbo) they're now saying that I can't possibly be black; you know because there's no way a black man can be knowledgeable and quick witted as I can be if I so choose to. especially not an ****** from the ghetto. It's not supposed to happen!!! That's not the way life works!!! So they don't understand it and hence the hate.

Ironically, I get a lot of PM's mostly from Providers [of all races] either agreeing with me or basically saying they are with me politically, philosophically, and basically saying they are fans. They don't want to speak out for fear of hurting their business and I totally understand that.

Some people can't handle when others disagree with them and become extremely unreasonable. They go in total meltdown mode and basically what you're seeing is in a lot of respects a manifestation of that.


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^^ It's ok boo, at least you can still jam to this one until the 20th...

It's not complicated....people typically hate what they fear and they fear out of ignorance. For 90% it's because I'm the ****** that doesn't know his place. Just who the fuck does this ****** think he is? Same shit Obama deals with. In the political forum some of them are so racist (like LL, DSK, Jimbo and Bimbo) they're now saying that I can't possibly be black; you know because there's no way a black man can be knowledgeable and quick witted as I can be if I so choose to. especially not an ****** from the ghetto. It's not supposed to happen!!! That's not the way life works!!! So they don't understand it and hence the hate.

Ironically, I get a lot of PM's mostly from Providers [of all races] either agreeing with me or basically saying they are with me politically, philosophically, and basically saying they are fans. They don't want to speak out for fear of hurting their business and I totally understand that.

Some people can't handle when others disagree with them and become extremely unreasonable. They go in total meltdown mode and basically what you're seeing is in a lot of respects a manifestation of that. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

There was a day when I got into it with pretty damn much everybody on here. I issued myself a 6 month ban just for the fuck of it. Now I'm cool with all the dudes on Eccie pretty much, except I think Wakeup is kind of a self-important pussy faggot, and I think Dorian Gray is pretty annoying and a racist. Sometimes, to go forward, ya gotta go back. I dunno what you did to deserve this, but I'm not into negative vibes. Maybe just be a igga badass instead of trying to be all sweet and nice. A black dude who calls himself Sistine Chapel is kinda marching to his own drummer imo. I kinda march to my own drummer as well.

Ladies, you wanna weigh in here? Why is this guy getting so much crap from his fellow hobbyists? Or you shit throwers wanna weigh in as well? I'm cool with all of ya'll, so speak your mind.

Sorry this is a bit off topic. But I find all this vituperation a bit noisome.

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Ladies, you wanna weigh in here? Why is this guy getting so much crap from his fellow hobbyists? Or you shit throwers wanna weigh in as well? I'm cool with all of ya'll, so speak your mind.
...... Originally Posted by pxmcc

He's always been a self-powered crap magnet.

There was a day when I got into it with pretty damn much everybody on here. I issued myself a 6 month ban just for the fuck of it. Now I'm cool with all the dudes on Eccie pretty much, except I think Wakeup is kind of a self-important pussy faggot, and I think Dorian Gray is pretty annoying and a racist. Sometimes, to go forward, ya gotta go back. I dunno what you did to deserve this, but I'm not into negative vibes. Maybe just be a igga badass instead of trying to be all sweet and nice. A black dude who calls himself Sistine Chapel is kinda marching to his own drummer imo. I kinda march to my own drummer as well.

Ladies, you wanna weigh in here? Why is this guy getting so much crap from his fellow hobbyists? Or you shit throwers wanna weigh in as well? I'm cool with all of ya'll, so speak your mind.

Sorry this is a bit off topic. But I find all this vituperation a bit noisome. Originally Posted by pxmcc

Hahaha but I don't give a fuck if people like me or not. Im an against the grain guy. Just like Quanell X. I don't need anyone chiming in on my behalf. I don't need this hobby at all but I do like many of the ladies and think they're sweethearts. Even some of the ones that act tough its all good. You can refocus back on yourself or something else. I'm good

He's always been a self-powered crap magnet. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

^ Translation = the ****** that doesn't know his fucking place. Guess what GS the days of us hanging from trees is over you want some come get some. Ain't no pussies over here.

I don't know all the drama and history but your post to review ratio tells me that this is not your first or last profile.

Have fun with all that.

Aight issue solved. lol. Back to tuma. Any enthusiastic skilled tuma from any position from a hot provider is good tuma.

Someone started a tuma provider list earlier. A lot of good options listed in that thread. My personal faves are Peachy, Lady Kayla, and Carmelita de Leon (and my 2 UTRs).

Soda & Farida are the best to try this on you to see if you like it or not.
Their skill level is off the chart ...so get ready to be converted

Just embrace the fact you are gay or at minimum have gay curiosity OP.......nobody is going to judge you...

I thought this was about licking asses with you ass licking fuckers and not the political forum bullshit. Don't you guys already fight enough in there?

To stay on topic, my dog licks her own ass. That's all I know about the topic. She seems to like doing it so maybe it's fun when you are on four legs...as far as me, I'm not trying to lick some chick's asshole and mine will stay a virgin...dogs use their tongue for toilet paper. It's cute, but not something I care to emulate.

Wouldn't getting TUMA be TUMA regardless of the position or situation? Regardless, it's still a thumb up your ass. If you're standing up, it's a thumb up your ass. If you're on all fours, it's a thumb up your ass. If you're in the shower.....it's a thumb up your ass. If it's a guy doing it, it's a thumb up your ass. If it's a woman doing it, it's a thumb up your ass. See where this is going?

If you think it's gay and you are feeling weird about it, but still want to do it but are still afraid of the gay tag, you need to have a serious talk with yourself so you can come to understand yourself.

Hahaha but I don't give a fuck if people like me or not. Im an against the grain guy. Just like Quanell X. I don't need anyone chiming in on my behalf. I don't need this hobby at all but I do like many of the ladies and think they're sweethearts. Even some of the ones that act tough its all good. You can refocus back on yourself or something else. I'm good Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

But, but I thought you said you were like Jesus.

Seriously though around these parts you're know as the fucktard that fell in love with a hooker that kicked you to the curb so you had to come back with a new handle.

Wouldn't getting TUMA be TUMA regardless of the position or situation? Regardless, it's still a thumb up your ass. If you're standing up, it's a thumb up your ass. If you're on all fours, it's a thumb up your ass. If you're in the shower.....it's a thumb up your ass. If it's a guy doing it, it's a thumb up your ass. If it's a woman doing it, it's a thumb up your ass. See where this is going? Originally Posted by bigwill832

Thumb?

But, but I thought you said you were like Jesus.

Seriously though around these parts you're know as the fucktard that fell in love with a hooker that kicked you to the curb so you had to come back with a new handle. Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Yeah, but his love poems with the gifts were pretty funny though...you have to give him that.