Confessions of a Troll - By StandinShit

Ahem! Your Holiness....make that Doctor Douche Bag, if you don't mind. Originally Posted by Chateau Becot

yup, professor douche bag.

definitely very oinky!

And your point is? Originally Posted by StandinStraight

Hahahaha... like you don't know!

I quoted YOU, limpdick... why don't YOU tell us again in your own words what the point of your idiot spamming is?

It's not like you are a deep thinker, trying to advance our discussions, shed light on important issues, or introduce us to new ways of looking at the world.

You can't do any of that, so instead you enjoy being an asshole!

As you yourself admitted, you're just a pipsqueak spammer who gets his rocks off by baiting and calling other people names!

Get the point now, limpdick? Everyone else does!

...all you fucking idiots do is start spammy troll threads every time your little snowflake brains signal that you haven't been getting enough attention during the previous couple of hours. Originally Posted by Ex-CEO

Pretty funny. Looks like he was right.

You're just a nasty ass dough-ball left in the water to draw in the bottom feeders. And they came running when you "called".

You're truly a master baiter.

Before he started spamming and trolling the Political Forum, he explained why he enjoys being such a flaming asshole:



Here's the bottom line - Poor StandinShit is the sensitive one. He's still feeling so butt-hurt from hildebeest's defeat that he had to take up trolling as a cathartic activity.

Even though we've all noticed how he can't articulate (let alone defend) a coherent argument, spell or punctuate with any degree of proficiency, or deal with the deep self-loathing impulses that torment him, at least he can still seek comfort by "baiting" his intellectual inferiors while claiming fictitious educational degrees that are belied by the laughable quality of his trollish posts. Originally Posted by lustylad

Talk about not being a deep thinker and enjoy being an asshole.

Look in the mirror, douche-bag

Hahahaha... like you don't know!

I quoted YOU, limpdick... why don't YOU tell us again in your own words what the point of your idiot spamming is?

It's not like you are a deep thinker, trying to advance our discussions, shed light on important issues, or introduce us to new ways of looking at the world.
When have you ever done any of the above?
Advance your "discussions"?
Like about Obama's birth certificate?
Introduce a new way of looking at the world? You could hardly be more full of shit.

You won't say a word about trump lying his ass off. You can't handle the shit in your own pants.


You can't do any of that, so instead you enjoy being an asshole!

As you yourself admitted, you're just a pipsqueak spammer who gets his rocks off by baiting and calling other people names!

Get the point now, limpdick? Everyone else does! Originally Posted by lustylad

He admitted what he was.

When are you going to grow some balls and admit what you are?

A trump apologist.

And a fucking douche-bag.

Talk about not being a deep thinker and enjoy being an asshole. Originally Posted by Munchmasterman

Lookee at that, folks! Dickmuncher to the rescue! WKing for the most vapid and annoying spammer on this board! Another lame and laughable wannabe declares I'm StandinWithStupid!

As for DEEP THINKING contributions to this forum, let's scan some of the titles of your recent threads, shall we?

“Trump supporters demand more cock”

“Can't you feel it? Can't you see it?”

“I'm waiting”

That last one is a goodie! Here's how you launched it, no doubt in the midst of a hazy, incoherent alcoholic stupor:

I'm waiting. Everyone knows it won't be that ll (sic) cocksucker or that i b a piece of shit. Who will be the first to man up and say what the fuck is going on here. Who has the balls to publicly question what could be one of the pivotal events in our history?
Who will be the first to crawl under their rock with the commie battle cry of "fale (sic) news!"? Originally Posted by Munchmasterman

Yeah assmuncher, we're waiting too! We're waiting for your first intelligent comment on ANY topic other than cocksucking or ass-fucking!

As for finding ENJOYMENT IN BEING AN ASSHOLE, you and StandinShit deserve each other! You enjoy being an asshole because you know your brown-eyed starfish can swallow more dicks than your mouth can! Maybe you can even teach your new Reacharound Crewmate how to make his asshole a bigger cum-receptacle than yours! When it comes to maximizing the ability of any orifice to swallow dicks, you're the pro!

Pucker up, starfish!

I figured he/she was just another gay libtard that was out of touch with reality that got their jollies from being a troll.
Most of the paid trolls are trolling elsewhere. the rest are doing it because they need to do something between beating off to gay porn. Originally Posted by The2Dogs

I've mentioned this back to the eraps days but I wish the board would make it possible to ignore at the post AND THREAD level. That way I would not have to read the dozens of bait thread titles that StandinShit, Undercunt, ARC members, etc start.

I've mentioned this back to the eraps days but I wish the board would make it possible to ignore at the post AND THREAD level. That way I would not have to read the dozens of bait thread titles that StandinShit, Undercunt, ARC members, etc start. Originally Posted by gnadfly

Great ideal! I would settle for just StinkinScat...

Bump... for those who missed his debut here last February... StandinShit needs to be re-introduced properly!

His bait is weak!

Junior starting some shit.

Because...

Hey oinkboy... everyone knows the 2017 DOTY vote is just around the corner. Do you reckon the return of your Pittsburgh protege StandinShit will siphon off some of your votes? Better ask him to lay low until the balloting is over!

Junior starting some shit.

Because... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

you're