Things you wanna try before you die...

I've had and Arab, I've had a midget, I'm waiting for a six pack of 20 year old spring breakers. Originally Posted by 44formore

Did she keep the burka on? Originally Posted by duraman

Better question... did she say, “Allah Ackbar?”

God is only I could have a 20 year old spring breaker
Or the princess
God I miss her

The Arab was on vacation in Kuwait. They don't wear any of that shit indoors or in a private setting. She drank like a fish and fucked my brains out. The midget was takeout from a strip club in Bossier City Louisiana... great little fuck (pun intended) :-)

The midget was takeout from a strip club in Bossier City Louisiana... great little fuck (pun intended) :-) Originally Posted by 44formore

Bwahaha. Fucking awesome, dude. Here’s a virtual fist bump. 🤜🏻

I still need my bukkake!!
Gawddd I am such a dirty lil slut..lol!

God is only I could have a 20 year old spring breaker
Or the princess
God I miss her Originally Posted by DaleDaBone

We all miss the Princess.

One thing I want to do before I die?

Have you ever watched one of those harem videos? Where you have one guy and about five or more girls?

I want to be the one guy, and have several attractive women just "go to town" on me. No time limits. I want to be able to keep going until I start shooting blanks. lol

However, this would probably never happen unless I win the lottery. lol

But if I ever win a big lottery jackpot, I'm contacting five or six of our reliable local area providers, I'm renting or buying a condo someplace, and I'm totally doing this! ^^

Bulldog, next thing you know you’ll go everywhere dressed up in pajamas and a sailor cap. You’ll have the Bulldog Condo, and all the girls will fight themselves to be your “bottom bitch.”

Choose wisely and drink responsibly.

Bulldog, next thing you know you’ll go everywhere dressed up in pajamas and a sailor cap. You’ll have the Bulldog Condo, and all the girls will fight themselves to be your “bottom bitch.”

Choose wisely and drink responsibly. Originally Posted by blackbird_nevermore

HAHA!

1. Have a three way with Japanese twins.

2. Own a solid gold toilet.

See my 48 yo SB dance at a full nude club.

The last time we were in a club she said “I could dance here.” Me: “You could dance any where.”

I’m probably going to bring it up and pop the question. Lol

We all miss the Princess. Originally Posted by duraman

Has the Princess fully retired never to return?

One of my biggest regrets in the hobby in never seeing Nikki Tyler in New Orleans when I had a chance. I had to cancel on her twice because unavoidable things came up. I hope to get the chance again but from what I read that seems unlikely.

One of my biggest regrets in the hobby in never seeing Nikki Tyler in New Orleans when I had a chance. I had to cancel on her twice because unavoidable things came up. I hope to get the chance again but from what I read that seems unlikely. Originally Posted by TideLWave

Well I guess I should have looked in the NOLA section before I typed that. Still a bucket list but it looks like there's a chance after all.

Speaking of midgets...there's one in a "healthy" restaurant in shalimar...she's freaking hot!