Club Shut down

How do we get one on one private dance?

You don’t unless you invested the time & $ before all this to get too know them and get their numbers beforehand and don’t ask I’m not sharing.

A) This is statewide.

B) This most definitely is lasting past April 3rd. Houston and Texas haven't even begun to feel the coronavirus wrath.

C) Those phone numbers did indeed become very valuable.

D) Strippers and other providers will be the biggest risk of spreading coronavirus, because their seeing multiple customers per day is the most opposite of 6 feet "social distancing".

I went 8 months voluntarily celibate in college; plan to do the same now until the all clear on coronavirus.

A) This is statewide. Originally Posted by zxcv101

I don't know what news channel you get your news but Greg Abbot our Governor NEVER declared anything about closing anything because of the Corona scare.

I don't know what news channel you get your news but Greg Abbot our Governor NEVER declared anything about closing anything because of the Corona scare.
Originally Posted by wiggy

I believe there is a statewide closure of bars and (dine-in) restaurants. No statewide "shelter in place".

I have some nice stripper phone numbers, but the strip joints stayed open way too long and the strippers came into contact with too many and too wide wide of a spectrum of 'tards, imo, and the potential exposure is not worth the risk. Jacking off after you've scrubbed your hands is the new "safe sex".


Any phone contact with 99.9999% of strippers at this time is going to quickly become about money, the 'tards money flowing to the ex-stripper.


It is so sad, the hide joint industry was once great here. It has been eroded over the years mostly by poor management (I'm talking to you, "D" brothers), overzealous politicians, and now it's finally been done in altogether for at least many months by the pandemic.

Yeah that's what makes it so scary ..... I have a special lady that I come see in a Houston club, I drive in all the way from San Antonio to see her (yes, shes that good!) ..... but she's also extremely popular, and the thought of how many customers she or for that matter any of the dancers come into contact with on a daily basis - and that's some close contact as we all know, it makes me wonder if, unless this virus is controlled, that going to a strip club can ever happen again, it's just way too risky .....

Since the clubs can't open I've been seeing a few flyers of private events going on. Apparently they don't give a fuck about safety, but they're young and think they're invincible.

Yeah that's what makes it so scary ..... I have a special lady that I come see in a Houston club, I drive in all the way from San Antonio to see her (yes, shes that good!) ..... but she's also extremely popular, and the thought of how many customers she or for that matter any of the dancers come into contact with on a daily basis - and that's some close contact as we all know, it makes me wonder if, unless this virus is controlled, that going to a strip club can ever happen again, it's just way too risky ..... Originally Posted by 00 gauge

You say that as if fucking an extremely popular stripper isn't risky. LOL...but I get your point.

Its almost like the only "safe" thing to do is quarantine your provider of choice for 14 days before you can interact with her. Sounds way too pricey for me!