but your post reminded me of an old mexican children's ditty taught me, when I was but a slip of a lad, by a nino with the last name of maldonado who was a roommie at an orphanage
say these words in your best mexican as you perform the actions:
nariz - as you touch you nose
boton - as you touch your belly button
pistola - as you touch your heat seeking missle
canon - as you touch your rear end
if you pronounce the words right in spanish they rhyme well enough, of course some of the words do require an enye