I had a lady in front of me at the store who was coughing like crazy yesterday. I'm pretty sure that fat old bitch gave me the virus.
It was nice interacting with some of you anonymous guys on a whore board. For the many I've offended, fuck you because I don't give a shit because I meant every word. For the rest, have a drink for me and my soon to be dead body.
In all seriousness, that old fat ass was not even wearing a mask. I was just like I can get away with that, but you need to be careful. She had a Trump sticker on her car. Big surprise there and she'll probably be dead within a month.