Best beer commercial ever

https://t.me/BoldSpearElmerFudd/119145


BAHAHAHAHA

Budweiser Replaces Clydesdales With Cows Dressed As Horses

ST. LOUIS, MO — In a natural continuation of its push for diversity and celebration of transgender lifestyles, Anheuser-Busch has announced the company will be replacing the iconic Budweiser Clydesdales with cows that identify as and dress like horses.

"We feel this is a natural next step," said Anheuser-Busch CEO Brandan Whitworth. "If we're going to bend reality and ignore all basic understanding of science and biology with our Bud Light brand, then it only makes sense to make that philosophy consistent across our other brands, including the classic Budweiser advertising campaigns."

The beverage giant scoured the nation in search of dairy cows that live their lives as horses. "I was very excited to receive a phone call from the Budweiser marketing folks," said dairy farmer Ed Herman. "I just can't get this group of cows to produce any milk because they insist on pretending to be horses. I was ready to put down the whole lot of ‘em, but now they can actually make me some money with this ad campaign."

Budweiser marketing executives have mapped out an extensive campaign that will culminate in an emotionally stirring commercial during next year's Super Bowl broadcast. "We really want to tug on everyone's heartstrings," said the company's marketing spokesperson Katie MacDonell. "We're absolutely certain that everyone in the country will be excited to follow the journey these proud horses embark on to discover their true inner species."

At publishing time, Anheuser-Busch was reportedly also in discussions to replace the famous "Bud-Weis-Errrrrr" frogs with a group of gay frogs that were spoken about by conservative media personality Alex Jones.

https://babylonbee.com/news/budweise...ssed-as-horses

... Anheuser-Busch has already contacted Australia to see IF
they can perchase camels to use in their Clydesdale adverts.

Couldn't get any camels from Saudi Arabia or Egypt
as those nations NOW back China over the US.

... Sources say...

#### Salty

I don't know where you guys are getting your information from but Anheuser-Busch Inbev stock is up 9.11% in the last month and 9.97% in the last year.

I don't know where you guys are getting your information from but Anheuser-Busch Inbev stock is up 9.11% in the last month and 9.97% in the last year. Originally Posted by hornymm

They pull their numbers completely from where the sun don't shine

They pull their numbers completely from where the sun don't shine Originally Posted by tommy156

You can see the sun thru most people’s ears because there’s nothing there to block it.


https://finance.yahoo.com/video/anhe...195046945.html

NRCC realized that attacking BUD was bad for business.

Not smart to try to fundraise off of one of their most reliable corporate donors. Tends to turn off other reliable corporate donors rather than put them on notice.

Def not a smart long-term strategy.

Funny thing about loud, vocal minority opinions. Their usually opposed by loud, vocal minority opinions. And a whole pile of people in the middle don't care nearly as much or change their behaviors one bit.

But those donors don't stop, either. And they still have miles worth of muscle and power to exercise.

NRCC realized that attacking BUD was bad for business.

Not smart to try to fundraise off of one of their most reliable corporate donors. Tends to turn off other reliable corporate donors rather than put them on notice.

Not a smart long-term strategy Originally Posted by HDGristle

Yeah well, they’re a bunch of RINOs. InBev was DOWN 4% and lost 5 billion in market value in one week. According to Yahoo finance, that trend will continue. Not sure why you’re trying to defend the indefensible. On second thought, I think I know.

Think what you think. Your prerogative, Qpadre

NRCC realized that attacking BUD was bad for business.

Not smart to try to fundraise off of one of their most reliable corporate donors. Tends to turn off other reliable corporate donors rather than put them on notice.

Def not a smart long-term strategy.

Funny thing about loud, vocal minority opinions. Their usually opposed by loud, vocal minority opinions. And a whole pile of people in the middle don't care nearly as much or change their behaviors one bit.

But those donors don't stop, either. And they still have miles worth of muscle and power to exercise. Originally Posted by HDGristle

and how bad of a backlash do you think it'd be if the NRCC didn't attack this?


asking for joe republican

Budweiser Replaces Clydesdales With Cows Dressed As Horses

ST. LOUIS, MO — In a natural continuation of its push for diversity and celebration of transgender lifestyles, Anheuser-Busch has announced the company will be replacing the iconic Budweiser Clydesdales with cows that identify as and dress like horses.

"We feel this is a natural next step," said Anheuser-Busch CEO Brandan Whitworth. "If we're going to bend reality and ignore all basic understanding of science and biology with our Bud Light brand, then it only makes sense to make that philosophy consistent across our other brands, including the classic Budweiser advertising campaigns."

The beverage giant scoured the nation in search of dairy cows that live their lives as horses. "I was very excited to receive a phone call from the Budweiser marketing folks," said dairy farmer Ed Herman. "I just can't get this group of cows to produce any milk because they insist on pretending to be horses. I was ready to put down the whole lot of ‘em, but now they can actually make me some money with this ad campaign."

Budweiser marketing executives have mapped out an extensive campaign that will culminate in an emotionally stirring commercial during next year's Super Bowl broadcast. "We really want to tug on everyone's heartstrings," said the company's marketing spokesperson Katie MacDonell. "We're absolutely certain that everyone in the country will be excited to follow the journey these proud horses embark on to discover their true inner species."

At publishing time, Anheuser-Busch was reportedly also in discussions to replace the famous "Bud-Weis-Errrrrr" frogs with a group of gay frogs that were spoken about by conservative media personality Alex Jones.

https://babylonbee.com/news/budweise...ssed-as-horses Originally Posted by berryberry

BAAHHAA yes it's the Babylon Bee but there could be a grain of truth in this ..


Budweiser Clydesdale Events Canceled as Bud Light Boycott Grows

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/budw...194054529.html


BAAHHAAA

and how bad of a backlash do you think it'd be if the NRCC didn't attack this?


asking for joe republican Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

Show statements aren't the same as fundraising, Waco.

Even Jr recognizes how stupid it is

Think what you think. Your prerogative, Qpadre Originally Posted by HDGristle

Oh, I know what I know. But it’s pretty obvious for anyone with a brain.

Show statements aren't the same as fundraising, Waco.

Even Jr recognizes how stupid it is Originally Posted by HDGristle

since there's plenty of recent articles like this .. so i'll give ya Don Jr would say something to that affect after the NRCC privately wants to protect a big money source ..



GOP Quietly Backs Off Attacking Bud Light—Its Own Major Donor

https://www.thedailybeast.com/nrcc-q...wn-major-donor




and that's no different than the DNC .. they each yell their rhetoric over issues. the RNCC did their part they yelled now they'll let to go unless there's more backlash. Bud of course should give up some mea culpa "acknowledging the controversy" and hope like fuck it blows over. bahahaa


oh and never use this dork tran again in ads. problem solved.

.... AB is well aware that this advert campaign surely
caused them to "shit inside their-own bed"...

Mostly because their beer-drinking support comes from
more "conservative-minded" foke. .... Who they just pissed on.

Maybe this will blow over... Maybe not.

#### Salty