Fucking hilarious and deliciously embarrassing.
What's your favorite part? For me, it's the face during the failed cradle
Man up, JV. Own the ridicule that's coming

... Hmmmm... No wonder it fell-apart so easily ...Wrong again, boys
#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again
the College Football Playoff National Championship Trophy was introduced, giving the winner something more substantial than just pride. At 26.5 inches tall and 35 pounds, the oblong-shaped trophy tapers into a full-size football flattened at the top.American made. And Couchfucker tried to pick up the whole thing instead of the part that's designed to be hoisted. Did it awkwardly because he's weak, didn't know what he was doing and lost the trophy AND the base.
Made of 24-carat gold, bronze and stainless steel, the trophy represents a four-strand soccer ball, representing the four teams competing in the playoffs.
The trophy is separate from its 12-inch-tall bronze base, so it can be hoisted. The base alone weighs 30 pounds...
The trophy was unveiled on July 14, 2014, is valued solely by its materials at $22,000 and was designed by the design firm Pentagram and manufactured by the fine art foundry Polich Tallix of Rock Tavern, New York.