Funny or Memorable Dancer Sayings

This thread is for entertaining eccie readers with actual things strippers have said to you. They can be funny, sexy, or just otherwise memorable. I'm sure many of them are common, such as the unnecessary but often-repeated falsehood, "I've never done this here before." Or the classic fabrication, "It's so big!" But most of the ones I'll post in this thread-starter are memorable for their uniqueness...




Share your own memorable, funny, shocking or crazy sayings of strippers...

In this incident, no words were exchanged. It was at Cabaret Royale and the stripper was on stage facing my direction backing her ass up to some Dallas Dude-Bro type. He was memorized but I saw her look up at someone upstairs then makes the "this guy is a jackoff" motion. She saw that I saw her and we shared a chuckle.

I had another stripper at The Fare tell me my dick smelled nice; even put her nose up to it and took a sniff. The Fare was the best.

When I was in college and broke, I'd go to the Dallas strip clubs for the free lunch buffet. Occasionally I'd go up to the stage and say, "I'm unemployed and I live with my mother". That usually kept them from coming by to offer me a table dance.

When I was in college and broke, I'd go to the Dallas strip clubs for the free lunch buffet. Occasionally I'd go up to the stage and say, "I'm unemployed and I live with my mother". That usually kept them from coming by to offer me a table dance. Originally Posted by lvnmdude

Except in George's Opposite World...

Sitting talking to two dancers. First dancer says to second dancer "Did you hear that xXxX is pregnant?" Second dancer,"uhh that sucks." First dancer, "her sugar daddy knocked her up." Second dancer, "ohhhh that's gooood."

"Big dick." -- A Mexican dancer with limited English skills who reminded me of Jennifer Luv at Texas Showgirls. Not funny (and not true); but I don't hear it often, so it was memorable. (Come to think of it, that may be the only time I've ever heard it.)

Stopped in a club one afternoon to see if there was any new talent. I was approached by a bubbly early thirties blonde who promised a very good time in the dance area. I declined because I was a bit sweaty after running errands. Her eyes narrowed and her lips curled in a smile “That’s fine, I like sweat.” I was thinking bullshit and I was getting set up for a $20 air show. She wasn’t bullshitting. Girl was all over me, licking my neck and top of my head like someone poured honey on me. Her licking transitioned to sucking as she journeyed south. I left a few cc’s lighter and my head swimming from the encounter.

Stopped in a club one afternoon to see if there was any new talent. I was approached by a bubbly early thirties blonde who promised a very good time in the dance area. I declined because I was a bit sweaty after running errands. Her eyes narrowed and her lips curled in a smile “That’s fine, I like sweat.” I was thinking bullshit and I was getting set up for a $20 air show. She wasn’t bullshitting. Girl was all over me, licking my neck and top of my head like someone poured honey on me. Her licking transitioned to sucking as she journeyed south. I left a few cc’s lighter and my head swimming from the encounter.

“No money, no poooosy”. A line delivered in the most hilarious yet charming way (with a mocking frown) to one in my group as we watied for a boat to take us back to ship. Some ladies were passing the pier on their way to gogo dance at one of many Pataya Beach gogo bars when a buddy suggested the ladies should give him some. They were down until the fool revealed he had spent all his money (women and alcohol). When that gal said that line with her heavy Thai accent we cracked up (everyone except the fool who asked). We were reciting that line to him all the way back to the ship. Ohhh to be overseas again.