Alligator Alcatraz!!!!!

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-ne...d-day-35490104 Originally Posted by HDGristle

“Overnight, the vendors went back and tightened any seams at the base of the structures that allowed water intrusion during the heavy storm, which was minimal,” Stephanie Hartman, the deputy director of communications for the Division of Emergency Management, said in a statement.“

Gotta love that government work. Think the seams will hold?

Gotta love that government work. Think the seams will hold? Originally Posted by HDGristle

Of course. It's not like they're the seams on Bambeano's pants. Should be ok.

Dear Democrats,

Please stop stressing about Aligator Alcatraz. It's not a long-term prison facility...

It's a processing center intended to deport all of your illegal alien voters back to their shit-hole country of origin.


BAHAHAHA Originally Posted by bambino

... And THEN - it'll become a longer-term prison facility. ...

#### Salty

Gotta love that government work. Think the seams will hold? Originally Posted by HDGristle

... 40/60 chance...

#### Salty

Again, Who got the contract for the work, how slipshod is the work, how long will it last in the Florida Everglades, and how much money will they skim off this obvious boondoggle?

https://newrepublic.com/post/197552/...alcatraz-flood

Lol. MAGA can't do anything right.

As further proof, Alligator Alcatraz is being cleared out and closed down after a recent loss in court.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...judge-florida/

Lol. Big bad "Alligator Alcatraz" barely made it two months. MAGA can't do anything right. This is just another example.

Lol. Big bad "Alligator Alcatraz" barely made it two months. MAGA can't do anything right. This is just another example. Originally Posted by tommy156

Funny how it was a processing place to export voters who cannot vote anyway. Seems pretty fucking stupid, or was that just another lie to gaslight the base??

Funny how it was a processing place to export voters who cannot vote anyway. Seems pretty fucking stupid, or was that just another lie to gaslight the base?? Originally Posted by eyecu2

I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count

https://www.npr.org/2025/08/28/nx-s1...facility-empty


Alligator Alcatraz!!!!! Is closing!!!!!

https://www.npr.org/2025/08/28/nx-s1...facility-empty


Alligator Alcatraz!!!!! Is closing!!!!! Originally Posted by onawbtngr546

Bang-up job, MAGA. Your big, bad detention facility didn't even last 3 months.

This is what happens when you put the dumbest fucks in the universe in positions of power.

Bang-up job, MAGA. Your big, bad detention facility didn't even last 3 months.

This is what happens when you put the dumbest fucks in the universe in positions of power. Originally Posted by tommy156

Wonder which contractors made bank on the build out? How much do you want to bet that they are politically connected friends of the government?


https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/...rders-shutdown

Florida taxpayers may lose $218M on ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ as judge orders shutdown

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — Florida taxpayers could be on the hook for $218 million the state spent to convert a remote training airport in the Everglades into an immigration detention center dubbed “ Alligator Alcatraz.”

Shutting down the facility for the time being would cost the state $15 million to $20 million immediately, and it would cost another $15 million to $20 million to reinstall structures if Florida is allowed to reopen it, according to court filings by the state.

The Florida Division of Emergency Management will lose most of the value of the $218 million it has invested in making the little-used airport suitable for a detention center, a state official said in court papers.

Built in just a few days, the facility consists of chain-link cages surrounding large white tents filled with rows of bunk beds. As of late July, state officials had already signed more than $245 million in contracts for building and operating the facility, which officially opened July 1.

Good. Florida voters deserve to lose $218 million. You elect a clown, you get a circus.