Republican Jesus.
And then Jesus said unto the sick.
-You better have insurance.
Then Jesus said unto the stranger -you better be here legally.
And then Jesus said to the hungry -my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.
Then Jesus said unto the poor- this is your OWN fault.
Then Jesus went to the temple and sold his merch there.
Then Jesus asked for donations so he could get back to heaven
When somebody tells me they are Christian, I ask them Classic Jesus or Republican Jesus?