The Clubhouse is Returning

It looks like The Clubhouse is returning as a bikini bar / night club mix like XTC. I guess guys aren’t interested in naked women anymore.
https://theclubhousedfw.com/
Never liked the club house. They had a policy that the girls couldnt even touch you during a lap dance. No grinding or anything.
JUST A WAY TO CIRCUMVENT THE LAW at this point.

These clubs are dancers halls and pot smoking dens past 2 anyway
I GOT TO HOLD THE STANLEY CUP WITH VINNY when we 1st won it, at Clubhose.

Great memories
phmzee's Avatar
I guess I am just an old fart that likes to see them naked ! Do not drink any more so not a place for me!
CG2014's Avatar
Remember the Clubhouse gave away free alcohol?


But it was the cheapest of the cheapest vodka, rum, gin, tequila.


We would go there and get so drunk we didn't remember driving home.


Partied with the biggest porn starlet of the 2000s at The Clubhouse


https://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=106...2&postcount=28
Is this the old zona rosa?
  • btbb
  • 12-31-2025, 06:49 PM
Is this the old zona rosa? Originally Posted by joeykid7675
No. That's a Poker Club now.
So it's the old aces of spades and club matrix
CG2014's Avatar
$20 cover. $100 to access upstairs VIP.
  • Ilww
  • 02-01-2026, 02:49 PM
$20 cover. $100 to access upstairs VIP. Originally Posted by CG2014
Appearance wise via Instagram (@clubhousedfw), it looks good. Now it’s just a matter of how good of ‘STRIP CLUB’ it is (how are the lap dances, ld prices, mileage, etc…
Terrible. The new model reeks of desperation. I’m done with strip clubs and we’ll only have sex with Tinman
7Zark7's Avatar
Vegas-style club and will try to cater that crowd...slap enough lipstick on a pig and someone will kiss it
CG2014's Avatar
I didn't go there.

Another Eccie member went there and he reported back.

Also there is a handful of girls, former dancers and former waitresses from The Lodge and Rowdy Cowboys, dancing there.

Not every girl at The Lodge and not every girl at Rowdy Cowboys is printing money like there is no tomorrow.

Now don't get excited y'all and be getting into your cars to Speedy Gonzalez over to The Clubhouse.

When I said handful, I really meant it and not literally.

How many is a handful?

Look at your hand and figure it out.

p.s. their website sucks.

No photos of the entertainers and waitresses under Gallery.

https://theclubhousedfw.com/gallery/a-new-era/

Nothing under Events that will make me want to go there.

https://theclubhousedfw.com/events/


I don't go to Rhino or Rick's but this is how you show Events on your website


https://spearmintrhinodallas.com/specials/


https://www.ricksfortworth.com/events/

No drink menu or food menu.

Their About just comes across to me as too full of themselves like someone who wants to Run before they can even Walk.

https://theclubhousedfw.com/about/

3 sections of their website is 100% catered to up-selling you.

Who the Fuck in their right mind want to join a strip club Rewards program?

It's a strip club, not Sam's or Costco.

https://theclubhousedfw.com/vip/

https://theclubhousedfw.com/rewards/

https://theclubhousedfw.com/reservations/
phmzee's Avatar
Does not sound like my cup of tea! Will wait for others to TOFT!