Clintons Headed For Prison??

... G'day 'Boxers,

... Me Political "Insiders" have mentioned that by defying
the Investigation Committee - the Clintons (Bill & Hillary)
just might be held in contempt and on their way to jail.

... Maybe I - Salty - can make recommendations to the
Committee about the Clintons and their jail time! ...

... I surely can see it Now:

Salty: "Well, Mr. President - I've made me decision
on yer sentencing and where you'll do yer time."

B. Clinton: "Hmmm... How bou't that... And what have
you decided, my friend?"

Salty: "I've surely thought this over, sir... And you'll
be assigned to the Women's Correctional Facility."

B. Clinton: "Hmmmm... Fair enough. I'll handle it like
a man. I assure you!"

Salty: "I expect you'll be a Model prisoner, Mr. President."

B. Clinton: "I will do all the Models there I can find!"

Salty: "and, Mr. President, yer sentence is for one month."

B. Clinton: "Huh? ... Now THAT is UNACCEPTABLE!
VERY unfair on your part, Salty. I'll need
at least 6 months for treatments there!"

Salty: "Now, let's discuss Hillary."

B. Clinton: "Who??"


Salty: "Hillary Clinton. Yer wife. ... She is on her way
to the Men's Correctional Facility. .. One month."

Bill Clinton: "Just ONE month?! ... That's ridiculous!
put her in for 3 or 4 YEARS!"


... And that's how I surely believe the discussion would go.
... But we'll see what happens... ...

#### Salty
No! Clintons have too friends in high places.

Privilege brings perks.
WHY...would you think ANYONE gives the slightest fuck?

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lustylad's Avatar
Salty: "I've surely thought this over, sir... And you'll be assigned to the Women's Correctional Facility." Originally Posted by Salty Again
Good call, Salty!


WHY...would you think ANYONE gives the slightest fuck?

. Originally Posted by Mort Watt
... I think YOU do ... You surely cared enough to post...

#### Salty
Yssup Rider's Avatar
... I think YOU do ... You surely cared enough to post...

#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again
Cheap move, Salty.

Why can’t you answer the question? And who’s Shirley?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, I should have clarified and said "why do you think anyone gives the SLIGHTEST FUCK about the Clintons?"

Truly, even the most hard-core libs don't.

So I responded because....it is fun to tear up yet another thread that this OP thinks was worth starting...

THAT I care about!

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... Actually this thread is MORE than just a joke. ...

As the Congressional Oversight Committee has subpoenaed the
Clintons to come and give testimony... Under Oath.

... I've NOT heard as-of yet from the Committee on whether or not
they want me there to aid their investigation.

##### Salty
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Shame the republicans won't get to have their day to generate news clips of them doing podium lectures towards the clintons in a failed effort to support re-election publicity.

Maybe Salty can provide staged video clips
VitaMan's Avatar
Republicans are the party of revenge, spite, and a weaponized DOJ bent on their knees for their leader Trump.
elghund's Avatar
Been hearing this “Clinton to jail” horseshit for decades.

Give it a rest……

elg….
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Shame the republicans won't get to have their day to generate news clips of them doing podium lectures towards the clintons in a failed effort to support re-election publicity.

Maybe Salty can provide staged video clips Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter
Vegas Shirley won't touch a prop bet on that ever happening.

LOL!
Yssup Rider's Avatar
... Actually this thread is MORE than just a joke. ...

As the Congressional Oversight Committee has subpoenaed the
Clintons to come and give testimony... Under Oath.

... I've NOT heard as-of yet from the Committee on whether or not
they want me there to aid their investigation.

##### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again
You'd have a better chance of getting a quarter under your pillow from the tooth fairy, Salty.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
... And would ya look at that! ... ...

... The House Oversight Committee just voted to hold the
Clintons in contempt of Congress! ... And some Democrats
voted along with Republicans! ...

A couple of gals from "The Squad" - that Talib and the bald-headed
one name o' Pressly just pushed the Clintons toward Charges! ...

... Hmmmm... Maybe me jail predictions are about to become TRUE!

##### Salty
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Nah

Is this a kangaroo court thing, mate?