Great analogy!
Here's mine:
That steakhouse actually IS open. And you get waited on by a guy doing a really bad pirate impersonation. You ask him what the best steak is on the menu, and you order his recommendation.
And you wait. And you wait. And you....JUST WAIT.
Finally...your "meal" comes. And it is a huge, steaming, stinking pile of BULLLSHIT.
You try to complain, to send it back. But the waiter insists that it is perfectly fine. That he eats it ALL THE TIME.
But you know that if you try to eat it, that you will become deathly ill, and that there is absolutely NO cure.
And the bill is for the most you have ever paid for any meal.
(and when ya get home...you find your best buddy fuckin yer girlfriend...and your dog died)
. Originally Posted by rooster

The koolaide NaCl-y wants us to have.
