The Halibut Factor

Personally, I like the McDonalds fish sandwich, but it does smell a little fishy... so after reading this post, everytime I eat one, I'm going to be thinking.......... hmmmm

Back to the original subject.. if the kitty smells a little fishy.. just try a little tartar sauce.. bon appetite!

Why would one want to do that?


Just for the halibut. (Jr. Hi was so much fun...hee hee)

Yesterday on LBJ I was stuck in traffic from a crash.turns out it was an ozarka water truck that ran into a truck load of vinegar ......wait for it ....DOUCHE !

Ya know it is bad out there when there is a WIKI HOW on -

http://www.wikihow.com/Wash-Your-Vagina

*sigh*

Halibut cheeks are God's gift to Man. Don't you blaspheme.

Halibut cheeks are God's gift to Man. Don't you blaspheme. Originally Posted by elcalifa

Hear, hear!
(I really don't wanna dine on a cooter that smells like them though!)

2 fish were swimming in the surf on a wonderfull warm day. As they were enjoying themselves in the waves, they came across a young lady who, given the warm water and gentle waves decided to pleasure herself. The 2 fish happened to swim between her legs just as she climaxed.

"Damn", said one fish to the other, "Now I will never get that smell off me"

Thank goodness for the people who jumped on this thread and came right out with the advice DO NOT DOUCHE EVERY DAY! Once a month OR LESS is what my OB/GYN says.

Over-douching can cause the fishy smell and infections. It throws everything off balance.

The INSIDE of your kitty kat does just fine on her own as long as you are not putting things inside of her which do not belong (baby oil, liquids containing sugar, unwrapped penis, unwashed fingers, etc).

OMG man (to the OP) please do not go off and get some poor girl douching every day and then she get's PID. Ladies just use common sense. Keep yourself clean on the outside. Eat healthy, drink plenty of water, eat yogurt or take a probiotic. Let your monthly cycle run its natural course (or at least do the 4x a year like with Seasonique).

Phew, I don't like any stank kitty either but that was very bad advice!

Driving through the country one winter night, a young couple ran over a small skunk in the road. The wife urged the husband to stop and take it to the hospital. When the man handed the skunk to his wife to hold during the trip, she commented about how badly the animal was shaking from the cold. He said "put it between your legs under your dress to keep it warm". She said "but honey, what about the smell?"
He said "hold his nose, maybe it won't bother him".

Y'all need to aks the masters. Where are the amp girls suggestions? I have never had even a hint of surf when dining on Korean. Even with the full Asian garden

On the hygiene topic....

Can we get a "how to" for the uncircumcised gentlemen who have troubles rolling that skin back to get it clean underneath there? The smell of uncircumcised dick cheese could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon. Please and thank you!

The summer months are coming and some folks need a hygiene refresher course!

Driving through the country one winter night, a young couple ran over a small skunk in the road. The wife urged the husband to stop and take it to the hospital. When the man handed the skunk to his wife to hold during the trip, she commented about how badly the animal was shaking from the cold. He said "put it between your legs under your dress to keep it warm". She said "but honey, what about the smell?"
He said "hold his nose, maybe it won't bother him". Originally Posted by eccl3

The smell of uncircumcised dick cheese could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon Originally Posted by Dannie

I'm soooo LMFAO right now

And again I say thank you mom for getting me circumcised when I couldn't remember it.

On the hygiene topic....

Can we get a "how to" for the uncircumcised gentlemen who have troubles rolling that skin back to get it clean underneath there? The smell of uncircumcised dick cheese could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon. Please and thank you!

The summer months are coming and some folks need a hygiene refresher course! Originally Posted by Dannie

+1 on the smegma removal!

Maybe I should not have read this thread while drunk.

Douching is so bad after every appt. Yikes!. Very very bad. Doctors do not suggest.

Loouie, I know you had good intentions, when writing this thread. :-)

Shower together. Its fun. :-)

Just a suggestion :-)

Please don't hurt me :-).

Is she a high volume provider?

There are things out there to help women keep their ph balance even and healthily.