Ladies!!..Are you always fresh?

I used to see a little massage lady pretty frequently who did not have shower facilities. My modius operandi was to leave work a little early, pass by the house, take a quick shower, and then on to my visit.

I prefer to visit with ladies who have facilities to clean me up and her up.

If this question *HAS* to be asked. Then those folks ought not be engaging in intimate/sexual relations with another person.

We're all adults (I hope!) and asking IF someone is always fresh? let alone HOW are they fresh? Is ridiculous in my minds eye.
If one lacks the knowledge and know how of cleaning their own pussy & cock prior to being with another person. Then don't hobby. Period. It's that simple.
If your hygiene is nasty and you hobby. Then expect to be told & alerted on!! So the rest of the folks can steer clear of you. Originally Posted by Wicked Milf

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If this question *HAS* to be asked. Then those folks ought not be engaging in intimate/sexual relations with another person.

We're all adults (I hope!) and asking IF someone is always fresh? let alone HOW are they fresh? Is ridiculous in my minds eye.
If one lacks the knowledge and know how of cleaning their own pussy & cock prior to being with another person. Then don't hobby. Period. It's that simple.
If your hygiene is nasty and you hobby. Then expect to be told & alerted on!! So the rest of the folks can steer clear of you. Originally Posted by Wicked Milf

+1 Originally Posted by Guilty Pleasures

It comes up because it keeps happening. I recently saw a review in my area of a provider that I have seen several times. She was always fresh as a daisy. The review said he lost his ability because when she went to the doggie position the aroma made him lose his hard on. I guess the reason I am saying this is you have to make sure you are fresh every time with no exception. It should be a natural thing to do. It's awful that even though I never had an issue with her and she is extremely talented I now have second thoughts about seeing her. Is this fair? Probably not. I only do outcalls at my secure condo and I make sure that when I see a provider I have just stepped out of the shower. EVERY TIME!! no exceptions. I just can't explain or understand this on any count from either side. Fucking soap and water is cheap. And there is nothing better than a clean fresh pussy. Ok my 2 cents. Originally Posted by burkalini

Ladies pay attention!!!.. And you wonder why he hasn't called you back but he's writing reviews..Ummm Lol ))

Oh come on Chica, lets hear your hygiene habits. Originally Posted by Ansley

Ya gotta admit that's fuckin funny .. Love Ansley And 2 the op ..Are you retarded Who wouldn't be fresh? Who are you fuckin with???

What kind of answer do you expect from providers. Everyone is going to say that they're always fresh out of the shower and clean as a whistle. Do you really expect a provider to come into your thread and say "Hell no I don't shower between Johns. Shit, that would mean I need 8 showers a day. Who's gonna pay for my fucking water bill."

What kind of answer do you expect from providers. Everyone is going to say that they're always fresh out of the shower and clean as a whistle. Do you really expect a provider to come into your thread and say "Hell no I don't shower between Johns. Shit, that would mean I need 8 showers a day. Who's gonna pay for my fucking water bill." Originally Posted by Budman

Its a plain and simple one sentence answer..........

If I expect my clients to be fresh and clean, I should be fresh and clean too.

No sarcasm at all. I tell it like it is. And YES, there is a polite way to tell someone they reek of stench. JUST fucking tell them. It's that simple.
If they get pissed at you for telling them they stink, too fucking bad. Or is that no fucking for them.
Hey, If a person can smell it coming from the other, then you best know the person carrying the odor can smell it too!!
Same applies to those with nasty breath. Check yourself before you go get yourself fucked or sucked.
It's common sense and it's the polite thing to do for all parties involved.

Ding,ding,ding!..we have a winner )) You see, There is no polite way to tell someone they have an odor. This was a simple question asked in a casual form. No need for the sarcasm wicked, you too chica, read the question again an answer if you have anything funny, informative, or entertaining to add.. Originally Posted by ralph lauren

Personally, I make it a priority to be clean before each visit. It's just good common
sense!! Especially when it come to them DATY. This may be TMI, but I also always take a lightly scented wipe with me to clean my kitty or the backdoor if need be everytime I go to the ladies rm! In some countries they have badays, you know where water squirts up to clean those privates. Of course I take showers as
well!!

Always remember, when it smells like fish it must be a bad dish. Bon Apetit!

I actually had a call the other day and I was fresh out of the shower, but I forgot my deodorant in the car and I don't know what it was, but my armpits got unusually not-pleasant pretty quickly. I did a quick hand wash halfway through, but yeah-- I really hope he didn't notice And if he did and he's reading this, I'm sorry! I'm not normally like that at ALL!!!


I can say, however, that there's been a couple of clients who I could tell didn't floss regularly, and I really wish that this could be stressed-- It doesn't matter how much you brush, if you do not floss regularly there will be bacteria and old food stuck up between your teeth that gives you a form of halitosis-- sometimes it's more bearable than other times, but it's still there. FLOSS!

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Its a plain and simple one sentence answer..........

If I expect my clients to be fresh and clean, I should be fresh and clean too. Originally Posted by MsElena

WickedMilf, I'm with you on this one.

My thoughts exactly. Why is this even a thread? Grown ass people should know how to bathe and keep their homes/incall clean. If you don't know how to bathe properly.. ask your mama to teach you or google it! This shouldn't be rocket science.

And btw.. what provider is going to come out and say .. "Yeah my pussy smells like dead fish?" No one!.......... and that's the funny part . I guess you'll find that out when you get there!

Ladies pay attention!!!.. And you wonder why he hasn't called you back but he's writing reviews..Ummm Lol )) Originally Posted by ralph lauren

That was the point I was trying to make, not the fact that you started the thread.

. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

LMAO.

Smells great, but burns the tongue !