You Know That You've Been In The Hobby/Biz Too Long

When the boss's really hot assistant send out a note ending with "please reply by COB Friday" and it gives you wood. Originally Posted by maxim_232

i long for the days when my project mgr was a cute slim 30-something blonde!!!

but, when i just read an email from my proj mgr "guys, submit your timecards into OTL by COB today." ...
i thought, COB i know, but wtf is OTL???

even urban dictionary didnt really help. [one time lover, emoticon of someone on all fours w/ head to the ground].

hmmmmm, maybe "timecards" is a euphemism for lil delites
and OTL is that someone ready to take my timecard on her breasts???

There is a business I often drive by called "B&G signs." I can't drive by there without wanting a quickie.

When I'm asked by someone what my 'hobbies' are, I smile inside as I think about it. What is my favorite Hobby?

When Bank of America fast cash always suggests the amount you take into the club.

When the guys you have lunch with at work ask you why you always pay in singles

you are at night school to be a medical assisitant and while on break, in the parking lot, in your scrubs a male classmates walks up with a twenty in his hand and instead of getting him the change that he wants you nearly strip down and give him a lap dance right there.

When after you have sex with your SO you get up get dressed and leave $250.00 on the dresser and tell her you had a good time and will be back to see her in two weeks.

When you think in terms of sessions, rather than dollars, when it comes to paying for anything. Rent = three 1 hr sessions or 1 1/2 multi hour session, groceries = 1/2 session, cable = 15 minutes of 1 session...etc

When after you have sex with your SO you get up get dressed and leave $250.00 on the dresser and tell her you had a good time and will be back to see her in two weeks. Originally Posted by Hobbyfun

Or NOT!!!!!!!!

Not to create buzz kill but I think you have been in the hobby to long the moment as a hobbiest you no longer get the butterflies before the first meeting with a provider.

When you think in terms of sessions, rather than dollars, when it comes to paying for anything. Rent = three 1 hr sessions or 1 1/2 multi hour session, groceries = 1/2 session, cable = 15 minutes of 1 session...etc Originally Posted by M A X

Lmao!

When I saw a kraft cheese commercial and it was talking about doing everything with a CANDO attitude...Way to Go cando for making it on the screen LOL!

I know I have been at it too long when I start sizing up ever woman I see in public: NO WAY! Now that is a MILF I would do, Look a rule of 100 spinner, I wonder if those two do doubles? Look at that set of MMs, etc.............

No wait, that isn't when I know I have been at it too long that is when I know I need a session.

Such a fine balance on both sides for that one! One session= how many cases of beer? 1 1/2 hr session = how many cases of beer? groceries = 1/2hr (beer) = how many cases? LOL
Charlie Sheen said it best: He's not paying for sex, he's paying for them to leave when he's done with them!

When you think in terms of sessions, rather than dollars, when it comes to paying for anything. Rent = three 1 hr sessions or 1 1/2 multi hour session, groceries = 1/2 session, cable = 15 minutes of 1 session...etc Originally Posted by M A X

Not to create buzz kill but I think you have been in the hobby to long the moment as a hobbiest you no longer get the butterflies before the first meeting with a provider. Originally Posted by Thatdude

I know no one believes me...but I swear I still get nervous/butterflies when I see someone new...and even when I see a repeat sometimes.

We are suppose to put on this brave front like "We got this...we are professionals"...but I think it's still almost as nerve racking as a first date at times.

I felt like this even at the end of my last run providing. So, even if I am a bit more jaded about certain things than I use to be many moons ago....I'm sorta glad that the excitement/butterflies/thrill etc are still there for me.

You know the dog's name at your favorite AMP. He recognizes you, too. When you walk in, instead of barking, he brings you his tennis ball because he knows you will throw it for him. And this is the third location where the two of you have know each other and had this routine. Originally Posted by TexTushHog

Now that's funny

When you think in terms of sessions, rather than dollars, when it comes to paying for anything. Rent = three 1 hr sessions or 1 1/2 multi hour session, groceries = 1/2 session, cable = 15 minutes of 1 session...etc Originally Posted by M A X

Lmao I do that tooo
When you are out, always looking & thinking she looks familiar..
When you are out, look at the guy across and know he is a hobbyist by the way he is looking at you.