39 Days Till Christmas Are You Ready?
I don't care what you give me as long as it's not Herpes. Just sayin. 
Oh, and Merry Christmas! Party at my place on Dec. 10th!
Originally Posted by London Rayne
LOL Come on London, you know there are only two kinds of people, people who have Herpes and people who are going to get Herpes! Have a great Party!
On the 20th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear tree.
On the 21st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear tree.
On the 22 nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear tree.
That is one sick fucking stack of presents. Kinda like all of us on ECCIE
That is one sick fucking stack of presents. Kinda like all of us on ECCIE
Originally Posted by burkalini
I think London should read it out loud at her Christmas Party!
Yes I think we should give her the 12 wrestling midgets and have them all fuck her. Yes a barrage of tiny penises getting her all at once
That is one sick fucking stack of presents. Kinda like all of us on ECCIE
Originally Posted by burkalini
Screw you .... I used to work at Hallmark.
Yes I think we should give her the 12 wrestling midgets and have them all fuck her. Yes a barrage of tiny penises getting her all at once
Originally Posted by burkalini
If I know her she would ask for a bakers dozen and wonder why we cheated her out of one midget! LOL For some reason I can't get this image of 13 midgets being chased by her at a lake front home! LOL
Screw you .... I used to work at Hallmark.
Originally Posted by pyramider
I apllied there and they told me I was a sick motherfucker. I got hired on the spot.
Writing sapping cards is for the druggies. The other cards just require you to be a half wit.
No wonder I got hired. I'm a druggie half wit. Just kidding
The best EX-wife Hallmark card:
You got everything else, so I wanted you to have this card, there now you have it all!
If I know her she would ask for a bakers dozen and wonder why we cheated her out of one midget! LOL For some reason I can't get this image of 13 midgets being chased by her at a lake front home! LOL
Originally Posted by Still Looking
Can't you just see it now. Two midgets on each titty. One on a chair trying to fuck her. The rest all lined up in a single row with numbers on a piece of paper. The one in front happy and nervous and the last one complaining like Ramblo
Sounds like you have organizational skills.
