Funniest/craziest thing ever said during a session?

And there are those who say women are the uncontrollably emotional gender.

Tangie, I immediately thought about you when I read the "fuck me with math" quote...hee hee. Whomever the lady was, it sure seems like it was one of those "blinded me with science" moments.

Does the lady passing wind in stereo count? It happened many years and a bunch of pounds ago with a civvie gal. I have no couth, just came up for air and went back in to see if I could make her do it again. Originally Posted by Randy4Candy

OMG.....LMAO! Only you, Randy could this happen to you!

Lana, if I had to name the experience, I think I'd call it a QFE, or "queef/fart experience" lol! Everyone enjoying breakfast?

It does happen. If you are eating and the lady queefs, it means you are doing something right.

I sang my own rendition of "God Bless America", in the throws of some good DATY.


...and whoever came up with the word "Queef", should be farted on....lol.

not necessarily funny, but crazy and true.
one time in nyc, an agency women came to visit me.
when i asked her what she really liked to do sexwise, what got her off, she replied.
"i dont like sex. i'm just doing this so i can get enough money so i can move to florida w/ my son."
it went downhill from there.

Oh papi or Oh daddy both a major mood changer.

I always say Thank You after AWESOME DATY always tickles the guys I find it funny too because I am big on please, ty, excuse me, (ya knw common courtesies) that I even carry it into the bedroom..

ok, ok...

DATY usually gets me really ready to fuck...just grab the cover, I want to fuck now.

I had one guy that he started to come up for air and no lie - I kindly asked him, "do you mind if I asked you to do that some more...really, seriously, I've never had anyone do it LIKE THAT ever before in my entire life."

So, you know that whole DATY contest...I worry that I would compare everyone to him...and that's not that fair.

I'm not saying that others have sucked - it's just that his skills were something that I could learn from when I'm going down on girls. Good gravy davy!

Whew!

And Reese, you sang on key that time!

SAS

"I Love You" ...
- He asked me to play along because his wife had recently passed away due to cancer and he needed to hear it. I felt so sorry for the guy but it was odd. I couldn't say it Originally Posted by berkleigh

Awww... c'mon Berk!!! You should have a least told him "I lust for you."

...and whoever came up with the word "Queef", should be farted on....lol. Originally Posted by Reese Foster

LOL!!! Way too funny!

netman

Awww... c'mon Berk!!! You should have a least told him "I lust for you."


LOL!!! Way too funny!

netman Originally Posted by netman

Sorry, but NO...Those words hardly ever come out of my mouth