Ladies are you having a problem that i am seeing that nobody wants to talk about

just ask him to wash
theres times ive insisted, they denied...and it just limits the activities im willing to do
come to me clean...and you get the alphabet
Secret Encounters's Avatar
We should make A list of what we want and they should make a list of what they want frm us..

I usually keep wipes close in my bedroom n offer soaps n body wash or shower b4. Sme gs I notice do it without thinking but some need reminding like pepper did.. lmfao..lol use her method!! Gotta luv pepper! Hi p.. hows dance class??
tallgeese's Avatar
Yuck!! Tell him if he doesn't clean up your pulling out the manguera and hosing him down. Also threatened to scrub his neither regions with Lava soap. Charge extra for the scrub session.
foxyred73's Avatar
i am sorry about my spelling i went to fast in my writing ...i might have to change extra for a scrub session.
Secret Encounters's Avatar
Tallgeese..lmfao. manguera.. brought me bk to my agency/brothel days in houston (yes I said brothel..smh) .. i worked at aloha adult modeling.. smdh.. we had a table with shower avail .. for WET SESSIONS.. well this one gyy smelled so bad I to him in there n hosed his ass!! Lol he was so drunk he laughed n said it tickled ..lol awee good times..
just use a fire hose.
golfnwine's Avatar
I ask to shower when I go for FS.
I expect the lady to have showered within 30 minutes of my arrival. If not, I'd point that out before I immediately leave.
foxyred73's Avatar
golfnwine i am glad that you expect for me and other ladys but when you are what on after you use the bathroom just wash your hands and your junk before playtime
or just carry junk wipes after using the bathroom.

haley
oldtiger's Avatar
The only time I don't shower at the beginning of the session, is when I did before heading to the appointment.

I have no illusions of my sweaty ass smelling like rainbow sherbert.....
Back in my newbie days when I didn't know better and was too timid to say anything...I had a client who still had toilet paper stuck in his butt. I never said anything but it still grosses me out to this day. I'm too nice lol. I don't know how to say "excuse me but you have toilet paper in your ass" without them getting completely embarrassed and leaving. Now I'm not quite sure how I would handle it. Probably say something but just have to figure out how to say it. I need to start being more outspoken. I'm only outspoken under the influence of alcohol and Lexxxi can verify that LOL!
I am sorry Malaya bu LMFAO!!! That is gross and funny at the same time in a weird peculiar way. Sounds like he was only a few days away removed from having diapers.
Tell a provider to hose one down "First blood" style. Movie reference.
KlassyKelliAnn's Avatar
Back in my newbie days when I didn't know better and was too timid to say anything...I had a client who still had toilet paper stuck in his butt. I never said anything but it still grosses me out to this day. I'm too nice lol. I don't know how to say "excuse me but you have toilet paper in your ass" without them getting completely embarrassed and leaving. Now I'm not quite sure how I would handle it. Probably say something but just have to figure out how to say it. I need to start being more outspoken. I'm only outspoken under the influence of alcohol and Lexxxi can verify that LOL! Originally Posted by Malaya

OMG!!!! That has happened to me as well as many others I have spoken to! And still happens every once in awhile! Too funny! I throw them in the shower everytime! LOL!


KKA
XOXO
tallgeese's Avatar
My SO calls mine penalty flags...lol

But please do say something, I would be more embarrassed if you didn't and I found out after the fact.
...I had a client who still had toilet paper stuck in his butt. Originally Posted by Malaya
Sweet-Heart, you know that only makes for the best TUMA.