Very Big Dicks

How about a six ft 3 guy 280 pounds big beer belly with a huge dick (4 in errect to be honest) at my size I don't worry about canal length, I worry more about what happens if I tire out and fall on top of a woman. Originally Posted by Larrydumbass

Lol. You sound a lot like my ex husband..minus a few inches in height..same in weight. I never worried about him falling on me because I have strong legs and I could hold him up with them Picture that?

I believe for every 20lbs of weight you lose, you gain a 1/4 inch of dick.

Well, you REgain it, as you lose the fat around the base area. Of course, if you wer always small losing weight isn't going to change much. Though it would improve bloodflow.

How about a six ft 3 guy 280 pounds big beer belly with a huge dick (4 in errect to be honest) at my size I don't worry about canal length, I worry more about what happens if I tire out and fall on top of a woman. Originally Posted by Larrydumbass

...Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!

Lol. You sound a lot like my ex husband..minus a few inches in height..same in weight. I never worried about him falling on me because I have strong legs and I could hold him up with them Picture that? Originally Posted by Reese Foster

A quick witted comeback. I know this is off topic but damn Reese, your pictures are smoking HOT!

Is it just me or is it hot in here? Originally Posted by JDNorthface

I'd go with hot.

A quick witted comeback. I know this is off topic but damn Reese, your pictures are smoking HOT! Originally Posted by CPT Savajo

Why thank you sir!

Love this thread, entertaining for sure!

I have never had a problem with genital size in the hobby. I have had a couple of ladies say they were out of service after a particularly nice round of pounding sex. Not sure if length had anything to do with that. One of these was short, one of these was above average height. I have fisted a lady once, and that was different, to say the least.

Not sure how to explain this, but my hand entered her gently and slowly with the fingers extended and the thumb tucked into the palm area. As I slowly & gently entered her, I rolled the fingers up into a fist. At that point, it felt like my fist had encountered the bottom of the opening. (Maybe that should be the top, but she was lying down, hell, you get the picture I hope.)

My length of my balled up fist I had inserted was maybe 4-5 inches deep. It felt like if I had tried to unroll a finger and probe deeper, there was no where to go. I am not a doctor, and did not want to hurt her for sure, so I did not do much while in this position. She did like me moving my fingers slightly against her g-spot.

It may be that when I stretched her vagina out to accomodate my fist, that the length/depth was shortened.

For what it was worth, this was a fairly tall lady who had some muscle mass.

My sixth grade girlfriend's mother once told me (i am not making this up):

"It ain't the meat, but the motion that makes your mamma wanna rock"

A REAL bj is when the woman basically coils her body around your groin like a sexual serpent. She just ignores YOU. All she want is the DICK. Her mouth is hot and slippery. Her technique is slow and methodical. On the other end, you're doing EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER not to cum. She's working for a looooong stretch, bobbing up and down, going forever without taking a break. When she FINALLY takes a break it's a moment of 'relief', as it gives you a second to relax the 'don't cum yet' muscles. Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

ISO this ^^

This post makes me even more depressed. I have no shot in any way shape or form to have mutual satisfaction with a woman. Money? Nope, can only afford to splurge in hobby 3-4 times a year. Looks? Nope, been told quite crudely how ugly I am when I was 50 lbs less and able to run a 6min mile with alone now that I am older and out of shape. Good in bed? Since I don't have money or looks I have not had much practice. Posts like this is a constant reminder it doesn't matter because my dick is to small and I can't change that. Might as well just give up.

[QUOTE=Rambro Creed

A REAL bj is when the woman basically coils her body around your groin like a sexual serpent. She just ignores YOU. All she want is the DICK. Her mouth is hot and slippery. Her technique is slow and methodical. On the other end, you're doing EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER not to cum. She's working for a looooong stretch, bobbing up and down, going forever without taking a break. When she FINALLY takes a break it's a moment of 'relief', as it gives you a second to relax the 'don't cum yet' muscles. [/QUOTE]



Damn, that just made my pussy go all wet thinking about doing that.....I do love cock................

Olivia and Reese....would love to see ya all come to Kansas City sometime...

Just a note though this is why I always like a girl with "small hands"...I always look bigger....lol

But yall are getting the wrong picture and Im getting emails saying I hurt some of yalls feelings... By no means did I mean that and actually I prefer average to small size anyday and the only reason I didnt turn him down is cause I was really horny so he was lucky.. Or I would have said no so with that said I kinda wish I wouldnt have made this post since I have made a couple people mad.... Originally Posted by oLiViA88

Pft, my feelings were hurt when I dropped my drawers and you needed to turn the light on to find it....so, no worries now.

I saw a documentary on the guy who claims to have the world's biggest dick and he said it has pretty much ruined his chances of ever having any kind of relationship with a woman outside of a one night stand. Dude was, from the statements the women gave, longer and wider than an average man's forearm. So, for once I felt blessed with what nature failed to give me. Then I flipped on a porn and went back to feeling like a toothpick in a baseball bat factory...

My sixth grade girlfriend's mother once told me (i am not making this up):

"It ain't the meat, but the motion that makes your mamma wanna rock" Originally Posted by X-rated

LOL

Sounds like something crazy I'd blurt out