Funny line I heard the other day from a dumbass

Naughty_Jezabelle's Avatar
Wow! That is shocking. I'm surprised he didn't request Greek too! Originally Posted by Marcus78
I have had men contact me for my 15 min rate and then ask if that includes Greek. Lol. I just laugh and say have a good day.
What? 15 minutes of straight Greek should be enough time for us.
oooh LL, i know you cracked a hint of a smile
  • Laz
  • 01-18-2012, 10:21 PM
I just can't imagine settling for only 15 minutes with you. Everything after that just compounded the insanity.
rpm1000's Avatar
Funny now I know what not to ask ....good info ...lol
Precious_b's Avatar
Didn't somebody tell him that he was talking to the "I'm the Mother F*#@KING Pepper Springfield?"

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  • Mokoa
  • 01-18-2012, 11:49 PM
I am certain he knows now!

Probably look something like this...



Jed Clampett's Avatar
I just don't understand why guys try to pull shit like that.
Secret Encounters's Avatar
Lmao he must be a window shopper..lol..
My pet peeve is when i have someone haggle and haggle .. if i txt u and tell u hey i have a special from ex: 1/18-1/19 and they wanna sched the 23 and ask is the special still good for then.. umm no .. derrr! Or when they double book and wanna know a fantasy and role play but yet they are talkn to another provider and settn up an appt with them too. .. Smh .. Right Jezz .. this has happened twice and we have busted both of them .. no names .. its best this way .. lol..

but to all the respectful and bad ass guys who i have seen .. thanks and keep being a sweetheart .. !!
pickupkid's Avatar
Stick to your guns baby ,,,you're worth every penny.
if as always stated donation is for time and companionship only if a guy wants to spend his 15 minutes doing msog, greek, cim, dfk, daty, dato, water sports.bd, cob and a few more things would that not be ok.
Damn!! 15 minutes??!! I might be a bargain hunter but damn, 15minutes on the first visit. No class or stamina!! Lol!!
Budman's Avatar
Pepper,
please post your rates for a 7 minute and 34 second appointment. Keep in mind that I expect the full menu and I would really like to have some bud lite available for the remaining 7 minutes after I nut. Looking forward to 34 seconds of bliss.
flinde's Avatar
I really miss the days when I was young, dumb and full of come and could look for the 15 minute msog.
this is one of many things we are asked of as providers.... but this is good reading for those newbies or men that bargain shop... be respectful of the rules of each provider.
I am glad the meet didnt take place cause with experience, I can just imagine what alert would of come out if he couldnt do the msog etc in the 15min time frame.( not donating for the time spent after the 15minutes)

licks and kisses