Aaarghhhh!!! I'm going to lose my mind!

So lately due to lack of babysitter I can only work on Tuesday and Wednesdays. It's only Friday and I'm so freaking horny I can't stand it. I seriously would probably hump someone's leg. I can't use toys they don't turn me on like riding a guys cock can. I am having wet dreams and I'm so wet right now! I need to figure out something!
black5uperman's Avatar
Wish I could help you with thst problem also
Secret Encounters's Avatar
LOL CUM OVER .. !
LOL you know that's just going to end up with me walking around naked in your living room with one of my "friends" LOL!

LOL CUM OVER .. ! Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's
LMAO!!!
No daycare? Surely there must be agencies that provide babysitters... Otherwise, I hear that the Television is a dependable and effective babysitter. TV was my babysitter and LOOK AT ME NOW!!!
TV was my babysitter and LOOK AT ME NOW!!! Originally Posted by smilespkf
Exactly, don't use his advice (lol).

I completely understand you. I'm Dad on my days off and when hunger strikes, I have to go hungry. Sorry to hear of your predicament. It takes a lot of trust to leave one's child with a stranger.
Rakhir's Avatar
Hmmm. Provider daycare opportunities. Might have some benefits I suppose.
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Hmmm. Provider daycare opportunities. Might have some benefits I suppose. Originally Posted by Rakhir
Rakhir you magnificent bastard
You're a goddamn genius!
Finally a counterservice the girls need.

24 hr daycare for Providers & Strip- excuse me-Exotic Dancers
Have old mexican ladies actually handle the tykes.
Out of pocket expenses would be a drop
in the bucket compared to what I'd do to Malaya.

We laugh now sure.

Bottled water and pet hotels were laughed at too.
wheels69's Avatar
I want to help
Damn! I have to see you now!
I'm sure that there are certain places that offer such services. The problem is, that they are pricy. Too much liability.
Rakhir's Avatar
Occasionally I do have flashes of brilliance
CrimsonValkyrie's Avatar
I would LOVE to help.
That is an awesome idea! I would totally pay for such a place!

Rakhir you magnificent bastard
You're a goddamn genius!
Finally a counterservice the girls need.

24 hr daycare for Providers & Strip- excuse me-Exotic Dancers
Have old mexican ladies actually handle the tykes.
Out of pocket expenses would be a drop
in the bucket compared to what I'd do to Malaya.

We laugh now sure.

Bottled water and pet hotels were laughed at too. Originally Posted by anaximander