Default Upscale and Distinguished Gentlemen versus the rest of us.

Found this in the Austin Coed Forum. It was so funny, I thought it deserved to be moved over here.

I often see these provider ads stating that they are either looking for or are the ideal provider for Upscale & Distinguished gentlemen.

Did I miss something or are we not on a hooker board where prices range between $200-$300 per hour?

As long as I am educated, have good hygiene, am respectful and have $200-$300 cash in my pocket what the hell does upscale or distinguished remotely have to do with anything?

When I see such ads it reminds me of Ellie May Clampett walking into a five-star restaurant demanding only the very best ham hocks and chitlins. Originally Posted by Codybeast
No, no, no. Gee, you're such a bunch of clueless newbies. It's just a code like "roses", "kisses", "BBBJ" and "CFS".

"Gentlemen" refers to pictures of dead presidents*.


"Distinguished" means U.S. Grant.



"Upscale" means Ben Franklin.




Now you know when a lady says she only caters to "Distinguished and Upscale gentlemen," She means "I'll suck your dick and fuck you for $150."



*Yes, I know Franklin was never president. The lady with the "distinguished and upscale" ad doesn't.

"Benjamin Franklin - the only president of the United States who was never president of the United States." Originally Posted by GneissGuy
That is hilarious!!!!!
Too Funny Charles !!!



Too funny!
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Too Funny Charles !!!



Originally Posted by Sweet N Little
I told DeD not to encourage SNL. I told him . . .
This is a funny twist in the "where do HDH and regular providers differ" discussion ;-). Taken from a clients perspective. Creative approach ;-). Brings the eternal discussion about "the chicken and the egg" to a complete new dawning ;-)
Found this in the Austin Coed Forum. It was so funny, I thought it deserved to be moved over here. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005
For me it means no punks, young time-wasters, and weeds out the guys who aren't serious or who are weirdos.
For me it means no punks, young time-wasters, and weeds out the guys who aren't serious or who are weirdos. Originally Posted by alluringava
What about 3 out of 4? I'm not a punk or a time-waster (young or old). When I book, I'm serious.

I am a weirdo, but I respect the boundaries of others.
What about 3 out of 4? I'm not a punk or a time-waster (young or old). When I book, I'm serious.

I am a weirdo, but I respect the boundaries of others. Originally Posted by emptywallet

I didn't say I didn't book weirdos Weird is good. I'm weird too.