Birthday Time

I'm having a Birthday in April and I've been thinking I want to do something special this year. Several years ago I took the day off work, went to the outlet mall and bought myself a couple of shirts and some new socks. This year I want to try to out do the trip to the mall.

Besides the obvious of booking a provider and having an over the top fun time, what can I do to really treat myself well ??
Go get a manicure, pedicure and massage. Not enough men get mani/pedi's and they should.
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Go get a manicure, pedicure and massage. Not enough men get mani/pedi's and they should. Originally Posted by MsElena
My SO has recently been tring to talk me into getting a mani/pedi.

I have to say that the image of some poor girl having to use an industrial grinder,
and 'cheese grater' to remove 40+ years of abuse to my feet have gave me pause.

But I think it is time for me to just get over myself and get one done,
plus it would give me some extra quality time with the SO.
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Besides the obvious of booking a provider and having an over the top fun time, what can I do to really treat myself well ?? Originally Posted by Morrison
How about booking two providers, bring a can of your favorite frosting and have a frosting fest ! Bristol and Arianna come to mind.....
Go get a manicure, pedicure and massage. Not enough men get mani/pedi's and they should. Originally Posted by MsElena
This is something I had not thought of and it does sound like self indulgence. Thanks MsElena.
How about booking two providers, bring a can of your favorite frosting and have a frosting fest ! Bristol and Arianna come to mind..... Originally Posted by woody4eroticfun
I guess to a lot of guys that would be the ultimate but more than 1 woman at a time is not really my thing. Thanks anyway for the suggestion.
Make a list of your absolute must haves when it comes to nekkid ladies and I'm sure we can point you in the right direction. Or, if you are flexible on the woman, what sounds like the best way to ring in the new year? Porn star style? Pampering and massage? Conversation and a date atmosphere? Maybe explore a fantasy or fetish that you've always been curious about.
Make a list of your absolute must haves when it comes to nekkid ladies and I'm sure we can point you in the right direction. Or, if you are flexible on the woman, what sounds like the best way to ring in the new year? Porn star style? Pampering and massage? Conversation and a date atmosphere? Maybe explore a fantasy or fetish that you've always been curious about. Originally Posted by SillyGirl
I was out of the hobby for almost 5 years and got back into it a little over a year ago I've been on a quest since then to find an ATF provider. The first one I saw was the one. I saw her twice. Devon was uninhibited, intelligent, beautiful, great conversationalist, loved what she was doing and made me feel like her long lost love. The problem with her ?? No longer a provider. :-(

When it comes to "nekkid ladies" ...... I like a lady that is comfortable with her body, has sexy feminine curves and a nice round tush. I guess I'm a T&A guy, I love breasts and butts. Natural B or C cup breasts with large areola and nipples that love to be massaged softly with a well qualified tongue. Breasts like Marilyn Paige. I like a lady that likes to experience multiple orgasms, I like for her to have a good time too. Likes to give and receive oral and really be into DFK, deep sensual yet soft kissing. A woman kissing me like that will immediately start the launch sequence. She also likes to lay in bed talking while we both experience the afterglow.

Here is a fantasy I've had. I'm on my back and she's on her hands and knees straddled over me. She lowers her body enough so only her nipples and areola touch me. She then gives me a sensual massage only using her nipples and areola. At the start our nipples are touching then she slowly works her way up to massage my closed eyes. She then moves down to my lips, her nipples are silently begging me to open my mouth which I don't for a while because my lips are enjoying this too much. Eventually I stick my tongue out so she can rub her nipples around on it then I softly and gently start to suck on one of the nipples (OMG I hopes she's liking this as much as I am). Next she continues to work her way down my body still only using her nipples and areola. When she finally reaches my cock, she massages it slowly and gently until final launch sequence is complete.

Whew, now I need break. Thanks for everyones input so far.
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Hey, my fantasy is me lying on my back with a beer in one hand the remote control in the other and a girl blowing me. Pretty close to your fantasy Morrison!
Hey DarkSide, your fantasy is just an everyday occurrence for me except instead of the girl it's my dog licking my balls. Kinda the same thing.
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Morrison, do the cashiers at your supermarket look at you funny when you go through the line with 10 jars of peanut butter?

But seriously, Good luck finding an ATF and welcome back into the fold.
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The term "bucket list" just doesnt sound right , in this discussion!
But oh can i think of a "short list" of candidates.
The term "bucket list" just doesnt sound right , in this discussion!
But oh can i think of a "short list" of candidates.
Originally Posted by scootersden
Care to share your short list ??
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Body wise,you just described Angel and quite a skill set too.
wow...mr. morrison! that is quite a hot fantasy! getting me all worked up just reading it!