SL'S Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off!

"I love tugging on your lovehandles"

Hold on while I get my strap on adjusted.

Hold on just a second....$50,$100,$150,$200 OK lets go!

Hurry up I have an appointment at the clinic.

Can I practice my ball twisting technique on you?

No that's not a clit ring!!

I'm so excited they have trans-gender MS america now. I'm thinking of entering.

I recently did a video where I took 4 dildoes at once

No I charge 50 dollars for smiling .

all inclusive means I show up

Shall I take my teeth out?

"That's not the right hole"

Don't worry, I'll make the best of it!

Inspired by the Jonballs "Balls Thread"

One... One... hey isn't there supposed to be two???

where is ur dick? i cannot feel it? is that your finger? Finished already!!!

HEY!?.............have you seen SHAYLA's Rates Are ABOUT TO SKYROCKET thread on ECCIE!!??

Will you help me flip this matress over?

For that its extra.

This one actual happened in Denver a few years back

The lady I saw went to use the rest room after the session.

"OMG THERE IS A PIECE OF CONDOM THAT WAS IN ME I JUST FLUSHED OUT."
" IT MUST HAVE BEEN FROM MY LAST APPOINTMENT."
"DON'T WORRY, ITS NOT THE ONE WE USED, HE USED A COLORED ONE."

Thank GOODNESS It was a 30 Minute session and I did not have time for DATY.

P.S. SHE WAS A "VIP", And was pricey. She had HEATHER In her hair.

This one actual happened in Denver a few years back

The lady I saw went to use the rest room after the session.

"OMG THERE IS A PIECE OF CONDOM THAT WAS IN ME I JUST FLUSHED OUT."
" IT MUST HAVE BEEN FROM MY LAST APPOINTMENT."
"DON'T WORRY, ITS NOT THE ONE WE USED, HE USED A COLORED ONE."

Thank GOODNESS It was a 30 Minute session and I did not have time for DATY.

P.S. SHE WAS A "VIP", And was pricey. She had HEATHER In her hair. Originally Posted by llubder

Wow

last vip appointment with her. hell no...all can check themselves.

This one actual happened in Denver a few years back

The lady I saw went to use the rest room after the session.

"OMG THERE IS A PIECE OF CONDOM THAT WAS IN ME I JUST FLUSHED OUT."
" IT MUST HAVE BEEN FROM MY LAST APPOINTMENT."
"DON'T WORRY, ITS NOT THE ONE WE USED, HE USED A COLORED ONE."

Thank GOODNESS It was a 30 Minute session and I did not have time for DATY.

P.S. SHE WAS A "VIP", And was pricey. She had HEATHER In her hair. Originally Posted by llubder

I just tasted a little bit of vomit. That has to be one of the grossest things I've ever heard.