A mailman is retiring. As he makes his last rounds, one of the ladies on his route invites him in. Once in, she takes his hand and leads him to the upstairs bedroom where they have passionate sex. She tells him to shower and then come downstairs where she will have breakfast ready for him. After cleaning up, he joins her in the kitchen for a lovely breakfast, after which she hands him a dollar bill.
"What's this all about?" he asks.
"Well," she explains, "I told my husband you were retiring and asked him what he thought we should do for you. His response was, 'Fuck the mailman - give him a dollar.'
The breakfast was my idea."