Which Side Will God Take?

Well, it's obvious, Munchie, that you don't think. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Dang, that's a big word! We're all very impressed. Originally Posted by joe bloe

Since both of these retorts lack any thought and offer no rebutal other than "I know you are but what am I", it obvious that, like most of your posts, you don't care what you say as long as that total number of posts goes up.

Would it be asking too much for y'all to kill yourselves?

Not that I believe in a inter p-meddling God that intervenes in human events, but right now the evidence on the target of divine wrath, if it exists, The Republican Convention. Go Isaac!!!

LPL! You may be right, TTH,

Not that I believe in a inter p-meddling God that intervenes in human events, but right now the evidence on the target of divine wrath, if it exists, The Republican Convention. Go Isaac!!! Originally Posted by TexTushHog

It looks like Isaac is moving further west. Tampa should be fine.

Tampa was always fine. Just fuck up there schedule... only the tourist are afraid... the local have been thru worst

Still thinking some of you are waiting for the big glowing hand to come down and push the button to let you out of jail...God...pfft...

While the situation is very serious, my OP was tongue-in-cheek. Like God would choose a side. If God exists, I'm fairly confident that S/He would say "Would you guys just chill? Get along, and knock this shit off."

Maybe we should just start calling sloe joe, CURLY! He's obviously playing "straight" man (right) for one of the board's biggest post whores.

And you question the existence of GOD, COG? I wonder what GOD has to say about your existence? I think it's somewhere in the FOP (er, GOP) platform. Something about abortion after the 180th trimester...

I know you are but what are you?

God might also just say "ENOUGH" and decide it's time to start all over.

Yssup, please, tell me about God. I'd love to learn from such a spiritual man as you.

I told y'all the Ozombie worshippers would come out as we get closer to the election. Someone said there are more right wingers here than Ozombies. BS. Stand strong brothers, they are at the gates....fuckemmm...

Yssup, please, tell me about God. I'd love to learn from such a spiritual man as you. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

You have no earthly idea about my spirituality OR my faith, Torquemada! That said, I deeply resent your implication that I or any other of us sinners are any less a man of God than you.

Granted, I don't hate as many people as vocally or zealously as you (or your yappy lap dogs) do, but I'm really beginning to hate the tone of the ungodly bullshit in this forum.

I told y'all the Ozombie worshippers would come out as we get closer to the election. Someone said there are more right wingers here than Ozombies. BS. Stand strong brothers, they are at the gates....fuckemmm... Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB

Until they grant ECCIE whackos electoral votes, it really won't matter how many of you reactionaries there are out there, will it?

And yes, the Ozombies will rise. And you will have to live in the land of the unstupid. Can you dig it?

You have no earthly idea about my spirituality OR my faith, Torquemada! That said, I deeply resent your implication that I or any other of us sinners are any less a man of God than you.

Granted, I don't hate as many people as vocally or zealously as you (or your yappy lap dogs) do, but I'm really beginning to hate the tone of the ungodly bullshit in this forum. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Nor do you know mine. You were acting quite superior. I thought maybe there was a reason, or that you knew something about God I didn't. So I asked.

Not sure I'd like to know what, if any, kind of god you serve. But that's fine. To each their own.

And yes, we are all shocked at the ungodly tone a SHMB takes. Shocked!, I say, Shocked!

God is love. Pretty sure he'll sit this one out.