My threAD!

guys, if you were a provider, how would your ad read?
heres mine :
Last night in town,leavin at checkout @ 11am, specials all week.
hot body (gorgeous face)AMAZIN SKILLZ
...hey girlz, is that a puddle in yo pants or are you just glad to see me?
plz call for splz. i book fast
call 254- KnoTtY
well revewwed and p411 vurifyd
no AA women (who am i kiddin, i fuck all yall)
time is companionship and fucking only
99.9% me or its free!

"I will be traveling to Austin but I'm desperately in need of a car as mine was swallowed up by a sink hole while traveling to visit my dying grandmother at the hospice.

If you want to reserve a spot and can help me out Pleeez wire transfer $$$ to acct. 4759382736 in the Grand Caymans. I promise to make it worth your while by doubling your session time, cleaning your house and falling in love with you. In fact I will do ANYTHING you request including BBFS, Greek and Ass to Mouth (I have my recent test results).

If a sudden unforeseen emergency comes up and it appears that I've NSNC you after the funds have cleared then don't worry about it cuz you know I'm good for it.
I'm willing to stake the reputation of the name I'm using this week on it"

Hi~>Totally£#New%?To}}Hobby

Specials•Specials•Specials•Spe cials•Specials•
______________________________ ______

Hello Eccie I'm new to the business and can't wait to break my hobby CHERRY!!!!!
I'm young•hot•and ready for you!!!!! Your experience will be the best you've
EVER had ???? I'm in town for the weekend , so you better not miss me!!!! He he he !!
I'm 5/6 145 lbs the perfect spinner of your dreams ( actual results will vary )
So come see me now , or I'll have to run another ThreAd !!!!
Just give me a call NO RESTRICTED NUMBERS AND NO TEXT PLEASE

512#four•two¥7'nine2>seven@b8

By calling me you have acknowledged that this is about my time LOL and you are not
involved in law enforcement agencies AND I BELIEVE YOU WOULDN'T LIE WOULD YOU ?

dayum! that chick has full bush all the down to her shins

I love what I do and it shows.....

I love what I do and so will you...

Toyz , Toyz calling Mr. Toyz to the security office..............

And then the phone rings... What's your rates? What will I get for that? Is that you in the pics? Do you do 30 mins?

just asked everything that can not be disscussed lol

guys, if you were a provider, how would your ad read?
heres mine :
Last night in town,leavin at checkout @ 11am, specials all week.
hot body (gorgeous face)AMAZIN SKILLZ
...hey girlz, is that a puddle in yo pants or are you just glad to see me?
plz call for splz. i book fast
call 254- KnoTtY
well revewwed and p411 vurifyd
no AA women (who am i kiddin, i fuck all yall)
time is companionship and fucking only
99.9% me or its free! Originally Posted by knotty man

Alert! Alert.. Bait n Switch

Hi~>Totally£#New%?To}}Hobby

Specials•Specials•Specials•Spe cials•Specials•
______________________________ ______

Hello Eccie I'm new to the business and can't wait to break my hobby CHERRY!!!!!
I'm young•hot•and ready for you!!!!! Your experience will be the best you've
EVER had ???? I'm in town for the weekend , so you better not miss me!!!! He he he !!
I'm 5/6 145 lbs the perfect spinner of your dreams ( actual results will vary )
So come see me now , or I'll have to run another ThreAd !!!!
Just give me a call NO RESTRICTED NUMBERS AND NO TEXT PLEASE

512#four•two¥7'nine2>seven@b8

By calling me you have acknowledged that this is about my time LOL and you are not
involved in law enforcement agencies AND I BELIEVE YOU WOULDN'T LIE WOULD YOU ? Originally Posted by DIE HARD

No Baby it's me I swear ! The pic is 100% me or its free ! The camera just adds 50 lbs .

Classic!