"All the Ladies checkin out my sugar lumps!All the bitches checkin out my britches"

So ummm creeper alert here on myself *Blushing* So I went for a wonderful swim at my hotel pool. Extremely relaxing and all was well in my world. I got out and went back to my room. "SHIT!!!" I yelled in my head when my key didn't work in my door. There I was standing in my dripping wet bathing suit that has a very revealing top (it is actually in my signature line) and short skirt. I turned 50 shades of red when I realized I had to walk to the lobby like that. Mind you, I am staying in a 3 star hotel that hosts a million business meetings a day so the lobby is always full of people in business attire. SO I am standing in line and see that in the line next to me there is a Gent wearing slightly snug pleaded Khakis and he has his foot up on his hardcase suitcase like capt morgan. I was looking at his case when my eye went up his leg to see his *Blushing* sugar lumps! They were all snug against his pants and HUGE. I just stared for a few secs trying to picture them in my head when I realized that I was staring it was too late! I moved my eyes up to realize he was looking right back at me obviously staring at his sugar lumps!! He had this smug look on his face and I almost died.
This hilarious song and video was all that I could think of!!!!
http://youtu.be/_ozSSseCh3U
Lyrics:
Lemme tell ya

I see you girls checkin' out my trunks
I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
I see you girls lookin' at my junk, then checkin' out my rump, then back to my sugarlumps

When I shake it, I shake it all up
You probably think that my pants have the mumps
It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump
They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front

All the ladies checkin' out my sugarlumps
They drive the ladies crazy

All these bitches checkin' out my britches
Put 'em in a trance when I wear track pants
My dungarees make them hun-ga-ree
They're over the moon when I don pantaloons
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/f/f...ugarlumps.html ]
My sugarlumps are two of a kind - sweet and white and highly refined
Honies try all kinds of tomfoolery to steal a feel of my family jewellery
My cannonballs cause a kerfuffle - the ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle
If you party with the Party Prince, you get two complimentary after-dinner mints

We see you girls checkin' out our trunks
We see you girls checkin' out the front of our trunks
We see you girls lookin' at our junk, then checkin' out our rumps, then back to our sugarlumps

Chillin' at my store, doin' my thing, when in walks a guy with his dick in a sling
I'm like, "Holy shit! What happened to you?
He said, "How much will you give me for the family jewels?"
I said "Ten bucks"; he said "No way!"
"Ten bucks and a Frisbee"; he said "Okay"
And I took his sugarlumps and put 'em on display, and sold 'em as hacky sacks later that day

All the ladies they want a taste of my sugarlumps
Sweet sugarlumps yeah
All the ladies they want a taste of my sugarlumps
Sweet sugarlumps

You disgusting sicko!

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that was a joke.

So, it was you in front of her in line

Lmfao I must have felt like how Guys feel when they get caught looking at my chest. Its like embarrassment and shame but really funny all at the same time. I know I turned redder than my damn hair when I made eye contact with him

Lmfao I must have felt like how Guys feel when they get caught looking at my chest. Its like embarrassment and shame but really funny all at the same time. I know I turned redder than my damn hair when I made eye contact with him Originally Posted by Lexxxy

Ahh true I hate when you get caught by a lady when staring ,especially when my wife catches me staring at a lady!! Boy i love sun glasses!!! I think he probally was like HMMMM maybe me can get some!!! LOL

Lexxxy, I have been caught several times perving at crotch and asses!

I just blush profusely, give a little shrug and smile. I mean, at a time like that what else is there for a girl to do? You can't run away! And I'm sure that they aren't bothered by young, good looking pervy girls! he he he

Lexxy and Red this is for you


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs

Thanks, Vern!
I've heard the song, but thanks to you I've now seen the video! ♥ the Black Eyed Peas!
I do love being a pervy girl! ♥♥♥

Lexxxy,

Sweetie ... that was me. Why didn't you say hello? You are lovely when you blush

DD

Lexxxy,

Sweetie ... that was me. Why didn't you say hello? You are lovely when you blush

DD Originally Posted by DDarkness

If I only knew I would have taken you back to my room to put more than your name on my chest. Bowchickabowwhoa

Lexxy and Red this is for you


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs Originally Posted by vern0064

Hell yeah!!!! Thanks Vern!

Lexxxy,

I gave you the nod and smile ... I wish you hadn't run away

DD

she had to run after that pair of socks fell on the floor to keep from .