Well, he was Middle Eastern..

I'm real.
God is imaginary.
Jesus is imaginary.
Santa Claus is imaginary.
Superman is imaginary.
Mithra is imaginary.
Apollo is imaginary.
Amun-Ra is imaginary.
Helios is imaginary.
Sol Invictus is imaginary.
etc x10,0000...

Only real people can slap planets, play tag, yell, or laugh. Sorry if reality isn't comforting to you. Originally Posted by Longermonger

TAG YOUR IT BITCH LOL Originally Posted by dirty dog