Injuries during SEX!!

Chellablaine's Avatar
So has anyone ever been injured? Or re-injured something during sex? Just wondering because the other day I was doing the CG and snapped my bad knee!! It hurt like hell! He thought I had an orgasm but the hollaring was due to the freaking pain!!!

How embarassing right...

I have hit my head and almost knocked out a few times while doggie style up against the wall or headboard. Again, that was a painful hollar, not one due to orgasm. But I didnt tell, hehe.
pornodave69's Avatar
Personally, no. But, back in the late 90's while working at a law firm, I had a copy of a law suit filed by a guy who fell off his date's/girlfriend's/hook-up's bed. He alleged that the mattress was smaller than the bed frame and when he fell, he broke his leg on the frame. It was funny stuff. I think I still have a copy of it somewhere. Just need to find it.
joeyfarmtoo's Avatar
I fell off the bed once... didn't injure myself though
DallasRain's Avatar
lol--cool post!

I actually was in the shower with a RATHER LARGE gent...when we tried to "maneuver." ,I fell backwards against the tile..I almost passed out!!..thank god I only got a goose egg...lol!

In Albuquerque i saw a guy who had a broken leg...he actually came to see me a few days after he got it casted! We were going at it "Dallas" style{lol}...when he started crying...turns out he had gigged it...he called me a few days later and told me the doctor had to reset it!!!

maybe we gals need to take out insurance...lol!
Chellablaine's Avatar
Ha Dave, wonder if I can file an injury claim. My coworker asked me today why I was limping, told her I hurt my knee, she asked how, I told her "fucking" lmao, she went red!!

And Joeyfarm, did you fall off or did she kick ya out the bed to fuck on the floor? I love hard floor sex.
I would actually like a good hard floor sex session with Chella! If I'm injured, then I do believe it would be worth it!!!
Does fuckin all night and wakin up to a sore pussy count?
gimme_that's Avatar
Does fuckin all night and wakin up to a sore pussy count? Originally Posted by SarahAndFriends
That sounds like my kinda gal......

But I tend to get a little chaffed and limp libido wise after overnights. The next day I need a lot of rest and usually I won't have sex for at least two days after.
Yeah the worst part is wakin up wanting more and your puss hurts like hell and his dick can't take it either! But ya try anyway!
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
I've read somewhere that a guy broke, ahem, his penis. How that happen? I don't recall. It required a trip to the hospital.

Also, its possible to sprain your ligaments.

I nearly sprained mine. --ow!
Wiley64's Avatar
I met this gal one eve and ended up back at her place. I was in the middle of getting one of the best BJ's ever when I hear a key turn the deadbolt. The gal looks up at me and says "Oh No" , apparently she forgot to mention her SO. To make a long story short, I end up in the walk in closet getting dressed then hauling ass past this tower of a SO. Somewhere in that process of getting the hell outta there I stubbed my toe on something. So, yeah I've been injured but it could have been worse, since he was rummaging in the closet for who knows what while this gal had locked herself in the bathroom.
Outdoorsman's Avatar
I have had hip injuries, foot pain, chalrie horse while going at it is never fun. Once while getting a great BBBJCIM with a provider, I leaned forward rather abruptly due to the extreme pleasure as I orgasmed and we collided heads, lol. The bump caused my manhood to come out of her mouth and she kept stroking as I blew everywhere. She got up from the bed afterward holding her forehead. Sometimes I curl forward in intense muscle flexing from the sheer pleasure, this was one of those times. We had a good laugh about it later. After that though whenever I got BBBJCIM I always laid back instead of sitting up, lol.
One time I having sexy with this sexy little nurse I knew and her shoulder got dislocated. We were doing cowgirl and she was scared and about to climb down. I told her to hold on and sit still....then I put the shoulder back in place without pulling out or losing my wood. Needles to say, we kept fucking and she was very impressed (so was I a little).

With my work in emergency rooms, I have seen some interesting sex injuries....from heart attacks to broken penises to priapisms. They rarely have good endings. And that is nothing compared to the foreign bodies I remove from orifices that were inserted during the heat of the moment. Lots of laughs at work sometimes.
Tetas's Avatar
  • Tetas
  • 01-19-2011, 08:05 AM
Love this thread, great stories!

I build furniture as a hobby, I had a beautiful cedar bed in my master bedroom.
A young lovely and I were going at it very enthusiastically in doggy with my feet hanging over the side of the bed when the supports broke.
I came down with both shins on the 2X6 side boards and nearly broke something on the "pull out" as she rolled away from me.
Raised 2 goose-eggs on my shins and created an ugly looking hickey on the base of my pecker, but we just changed beds and went back to work!
DallasRain's Avatar


cool answers!!