What Are The Top Five Things You Would Barter For?

OK, I get the message....material items, not services, seems to be the common trend. Makes sense in such a materialistic city. Originally Posted by badboy876

If a service, I suggest the lady get some quotes ie, plumbing - car repairs etc. If the gentleman is a profession, then he knows what the going hourly rate is. Then materials to be used. Handle all of this as "IF" a paying customer.

Keep things as equal as possible to value.

Example: Oil change 45.00 - session with X*X 170hr = she agrees you still would need to bring 125 with you.

Hmmm, something in the 200-400 range, I'm guessing....
1. Gift cards for tuition and books - Most people receive gift cards for presents and may not cost anything.
2. Airfare.
3. Treadmill, or yes, a giftcard toward a treadmill... Not fancy, practical from Academy
Hmmmm, I have to think... materialism is not my cup of tea.
4. Any sports tickets up close, not floor, but close for 2-4. Prefer basketball and baseball but have never been to a football game.
5. We ladies are always getting our hair, nails, and bodies done so maybe training sessions or gift cards for Botox, hair, nails, etc.

That would be a barter list for me!

I have some engravings of some presidents and famous statesmen that I would happily trade for a few moments of your time. I'm pulling your leg (or perhaps wishing that I could.)

No... I really don't have a lot to barter with, unless you need help prepping for your GED or maybe a math or science test. If that's the case, just lemme know and I'll just stick around a little while after our regular (compensated) session.

Wait... I could sing at your wedding. Oh... Wait... That might be a troublesome barter situation.

Anybody need a house sitter or pet sitter? No... That wouldn't work. I'm the one with the house and pets.

Oh... I know... I'll be your cabana boy. Can I turn down your bed? Fetch you a towel? Rub your feet? Your shoulders? Your... Oh my... I think I may change careers.

Oh well, maybe I'll just stick with the usual system.

I would barter for....

1. Plastic Surgery= 5 OVERNIGHTS
2. My wisdom teeth removed= 2 OVERNIGHTS
3. Extensions= 1 Overnight
4. New Pictures= 2 Dinner Dates
5. New Website= One overnight and One Dinner Date

These items would have to start in the order that I listed them. Any takers?

I want to see the singing!!

Cosmetic Surgery, automobile, laptop/ipad, really nice suite or loft apartment for incall, all expense paid 3-4 day vacation in that order pm to find out what I have to barter...lol

I want to see the singing!! Originally Posted by RyansFun

Hey... I'm Josh Groban's slightly older and more talented brother.