What's your favorite line?

Sooooooooo........
Hows your ma???

"If the shit fits"

Donald "The Duck" Dunn

The Blues Brother Movie.

Two tears in a bucket, fuck it. - fuck if i know

Cant win for losing - fuck if i know...again lol, but i can thank my dear late brother for stickin that one in my brain!

Aint no party like a working party. - Iraq, OIF2, 2004 ooh rah!

It only hurts when I laugh. - I first heard this quote as kid long ago from a cheesy 80's movie called The Swamp Thing, but there have been many more instances of this quote...but this one is the closest to my heart since to me it seemed like what a romantic moment was at the time for me ... was I right so far ago? heh heh...

oopsi

'Shit', or 'Oh Shit' - most commen uttered phrase right before a tragic death...or quote, have it your way.

I wanna dip my balls in it! - from the show The State

...cock n balls... - Adam Sandler's comedy album What the hell happened to me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCRkAbaQCdI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJxGWRrzfqw

"Life is pain Highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." -- The Princess Bride

"There are millions of people in this world, but in the end it all comes down to one. I still panic sometimes, forget to breathe, but I know that there's something beautiful in my imperfections; the beauty that he held up for me to see. The strength that I will never be able to say" -- Crazy/Beautiful

"Well if it feels good, theres a good chance it must be bad" --Alice in Wonderland

Gordon Gekko: Lunch is for wimps

Gordon Gekko: When I get a hold of the son of a bitch who leaked this, I'm gonna tear his eyeballs out and I'm gonna suck his fucking skull.

Gordon Gekko: The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy? It's the free market. And you're a part of it. You've got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I've still got a lot to teach you.

Gordon Gekko: You're walking around blind without a cane, pal. A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.

Gordon Gekko: It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another.

Gordon Gekko: Mixed emotions, buddy. Like Larry Wildman going off a cliff in my new Maserati.

Gordon Gekko: [at the Teldar Paper stockholder's meeting] Well, I appreciate the opportunity you're giving me Mr. Cromwell as the single largest shareholder in Teldar Paper, to speak. Well, ladies and gentlemen we're not here to indulge in fantasy but in political and economic reality. America, America has become a second-rate power. Its trade deficit and its fiscal deficit are at nightmare proportions. Now, in the days of the free market when our country was a top industrial power, there was accountability to the stockholder. The Carnegies, the Mellons, the men that built this great industrial empire, made sure of it because it was their money at stake. Today, management has no stake in the company! All together, these men sitting up here own less than three percent of the company. And where does Mr. Cromwell put his million-dollar salary? Not in Teldar stock; he owns less than one percent. You own the company. That's right, you, the stockholder. And you are all being royally screwed over by these, these bureaucrats, with their luncheons, their hunting and fishing trips, their corporate jets and golden parachutes.
Cromwell: This is an outrage! You're out of line Gekko!
Gordon Gekko: Teldar Paper, Mr. Cromwell, Teldar Paper has 33 different vice presidents each earning over 200 thousand dollars a year. Now, I have spent the last two months analyzing what all these guys do, and I still can't figure it out. One thing I do know is that our paper company lost 110 million dollars last year, and I'll bet that half of that was spent in all the paperwork going back and forth between all these vice presidents. The new law of evolution in corporate America seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated. In the last seven deals that I've been involved with, there were 2.5 million stockholders who have made a pretax profit of 12 billion dollars. Thank you. I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much

Gordon Gekko: Greed is good.

Gordon Gekko: Yeah. Well you TAKE IT!
[shouts]
Gordon Gekko: *Right in the ass you fucking scumbag cocksucker!*

Gordon Gekko: What's worth doing is worth doing for money.

Gordon Gekko: I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.

Gordon Gekko: I don't throw darts at a board. I bet on sure things. Read Sun-tzu, The Art of War. Every battle is won before it is ever fought.

Gordon Gekko: If you need a friend, get a dog.

Gordon Gekko: The most valuable commodity I know of is information, dont you agree?

Gordon Gekko: Greed captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

Gordon Gekko: I look at a hundred deals a day. I pick one.

Gordon Gekko: You see that building? I bought that building ten years ago. My first real estate deal. Sold it two years later, made an $800,000 profit. It was better than sex. At the time I thought that was all the money in the world. Now it's a day's pay.

Gordon Gekko: Ever wonder why fund managers can't beat the S&P 500? 'Cause they're sheep, and sheep get slaughtered.

Gordon Gekko: It's not always the most popular person who gets the job done.

Gordon Gekko: It's all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation.

Gordon Gekko: Jesus, if this guy owned a funeral parlor nobody would die!

Gordon Gekko: You and I are the same, Darien. We are smart enough not to buy in to the oldest myth running; love. Diction created by people to keep them from jumping out of windows.

Gordon Gekko: That's the one thing you have to remember about WASPs: they love animals and hate people.

Classic TexRich, classic!

SF

Pump Up the Volume

*So Be It.

*I'm the "Eat me, beat me" lady.

*Now I'm depressed. Now I feel like killing myself, but luckly I'm too depressed to bother.

*Consider the life of a teenager - you have parents, teachers telling you what to do, you have movies, magazines and TV telling you what to do, but you know what you have to do. Your job, your purpose is to get accepted, get a cute girlfriend, think up something great to do with the rest of your life. What if you're confused and can't imagine a career? What if you're funny looking and can't get a girlfriend? You see, no-one wants to hear it. But the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead.

*All the great themes have been used up and turned into theme parks.

*Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark.

*Oh no, not again. The creature stirs. Oh God, I think it's gonna to be a gusher. This is the sixth time in an hour.

*Tonight we have number twelve of one hundred things to do with your body when you're all alone. Now, are you ready for the incredible sound of Hard Harry coming on his own face?

* I mean, if I knew any thing about love, I would be out there making it, instead of sitting in here talking to you guys.

*Remember my dear, I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.

*I say do it. I dont care what, just do it. Jam me, jack me, push me, pull me, talk hard.

* Feeling screwed up at a screwed up time in a screwed up place does not necessarily make you screwed up.

* Do you ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fucked up?