INTRODUCING Cheap Bastard Products

CHEAP BASTARD OUTCALL: Cheap and easy to setup (when you're out-of-town and want to meet providers who only offer outcalls). Cozy in at any parking lot, park, or even someone's front lawn, for the added thrill experience.
Originally Posted by Beagle
Do you rent them by the minute?
Check out the tent up the street.
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You guys are cracking me up. Thank you for the entertainment on my drive back to austin
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  • Loxly
  • 04-03-2014, 01:20 PM
Then there's the CBC Mobile Unit. Even has an elevator on the back.

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That reminds me of the pink motor home that I wanted to take to San Antonio for the Hollow Weeine party. I figured the after party could be a rocking sensation.
U guys are funny
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Check out the tent up the street. Originally Posted by tucson
Hey, don't be a dick! Go set up your shop elsewhere. Who needs tents when they can get portable outcalls?
I'd like to order 20 CB bobble heads. Can I get a link to the online store please?