The first one must be you, ok,,,, pick you mate.
Shave dammit.
Your mind has been off lately but no judgment here. Muwahhhhh
some of you guys try this.
go to a female and ask, " Do you wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
if she sais something like, "no" or "eww no" then say this.." What? you don't like pizza?"
you would be surprised to know that works sometimes.
I'm trying to find my girlfriend's killer...., but I can't find anyone that will do it. Get it?...no? ok. Originally Posted by B.Wayne
If we ever get together...I would let you fuck me brains out...but I don't have much to spare...I would run out of brains before you ran out of fuck! Originally Posted by gitenenyI never run out of fuck! I can keep going and going! My stamina is extreamly high, you would have no brains left after I'm through with you!
I tried this in fun one evening at a Panera Bread on the counter girl...she laughed and said that was the best line she had ever heard, and told me to give her 20 minutes and she would meet me outside. She directed me to her apartment nearby. Best fuck I'd had in years... Originally Posted by giteneny