Showers at incalls

AmishGangster's Avatar
Why are you taking your wallet into the incall?

Here is what you need to take into an incall.

1. The correct donation.
2. If you think you might go over time, enough coin to cover that extra time.
3. If its someone you never met before, I would suggest your hobby phone, just in case.
4. Your car key, meaning ONE key or fob, not the whole key ring.
5. Any gift you may be giving her, like a pack of Newports or a can of Red Bull.
6. A rubber if shes one of those who often forgets them.


That's fucking it! No real life phone, no wallet, no ID, no credit cards, no pictures of your family, no map with detailed directions to your house, nothing. What possible reason would you have to take your wallet with you?
WHAT HE SAID!!!....
JohnnyCap's Avatar
Rope, HCl, a plastic tub, clothespins, rubber gloves, windex, bleach, and a plastic sheet. And you can't always leave the shovel in the car.

But certainly I agree a wallet is unnecessary.
Plastic Man's Avatar
don't forget to bring ...your pistola!

...tuck it in your ...clean ...asshole!
Why are you taking your wallet into the incall?

Here is what you need to take into an incall.

1. The correct donation.
2. If you think you might go over time, enough coin to cover that extra time.
3. If its someone you never met before, I would suggest your hobby phone, just in case.
4. Your car key, meaning ONE key or fob, not the whole key ring.
5. Any gift you may be giving her, like a pack of Newports or a can of Red Bull.
6. A rubber if shes one of those who often forgets them.


That's fucking it! No real life phone, no wallet, no ID, no credit cards, no pictures of your family, no map with detailed directions to your house, nothing. What possible reason would you have to take your wallet with you? Originally Posted by amishgangster
When you put it like that, I feel pretty effin stupid for all the crap I bring in. Thanks for setting me straight. No more wallet or maps to the gold bars I have buried in the woods!
I only take the donation in envelope, no wallet, only car key to open the door - leave the remote in the car !! I take the clothes in the shower, as one guy I knew saw the provider's dog licking his underwear in the bedroom. Yuck
PussyHounding's Avatar
I only take the donation in envelope, no wallet, only car key to open the door - leave the remote in the car !! I take the clothes in the shower, as one guy I knew saw the provider's dog licking his underwear in the bedroom. Yuck Originally Posted by Luvbubbles
That's nasty.
John Boneher's Avatar
why not bring the clothes into the bathroom with you, as if you are getting dressed right after?

i always have a sense of guilt after i bust a nut anyways. I'd rather just blow the load and go. Originally Posted by PussyHounding
F a couple more providers. The guilt will subside eventually. You're thinking about it too much dude.

And to the op, leave your goddamn wallet in the car like people said, out of sight. Might not work for everyone as that's a risk too, but it works for me.
  • Lazy
  • 07-07-2014, 09:29 PM
Why are you taking your wallet into the incall?

Here is what you need to take into an incall.

1. The correct donation.
2. If you think you might go over time, enough coin to cover that extra time.
3. If its someone you never met before, I would suggest your hobby phone, just in case.
4. Your car key, meaning ONE key or fob, not the whole key ring.
5. Any gift you may be giving her, like a pack of Newports or a can of Red Bull.
6. A rubber if shes one of those who often forgets them.


That's fucking it! No real life phone, no wallet, no ID, no credit cards, no pictures of your family, no map with detailed directions to your house, nothing. What possible reason would you have to take your wallet with you? Originally Posted by amishgangster
Switch 5 and 6 and that's my list.
pyramider's Avatar

i always have a sense of guilt after i bust a nut anyways. I'd rather just blow the load and go. Originally Posted by PussyHounding

As well, you should feel guilty.
MOCHAakaMOCHA's Avatar
Have never needed to take a shower at one before the action takes place yet, but I may need to later in the week. Does the clock on the hour start ticking as soon as I arrive or after I get out of the shower? Originally Posted by funtimez3
Starting the clock as soon as you come in no not with me just don't for example spend 1/3 of a 1hr appt showering and then come out still expecting a full 1hr afterwards. However generally my 1hr (still sticking with that as an example) sometimes spills into about 70-ish minutes and that's ok (a few to break the ice, a few in the shower and then onto the fun when he's out). Tops a 5 minute thorough soap & water run through of all your bits should do it haha. So....more often than not I'll give a 5-10min grace period (more-or-less) if you will before I start a playlist (technically not a clock but I have different ones to help with time and help set the mood as well).

Also, I always take a shower after, but I am never sure what to do with my clothes. I want to take them into the bathroom with me so I am not worried about her rifling through my wallet, but at the same time I feel like it looks too obvious that I don't trust her, so l leave my clothes where they were originally discarded. What to do? Take my clothes in the bathroom or leave them where they be?


So far I haven't had anything stolen, but I feel like I am asking for trouble with my pants out of sight on too many occasions. Originally Posted by funtimez3
You can take your stuff in with you I'll understand. Some don't and they'll still leave with exactly what they came in with (minus my exact donation of course lol). Some don't mind if I hang up their things and but will other valuables with them into the bathroom. I am NOT offended. If you're still that worried about your things I suggest only really coming in with what you have to.
AmishGangster's Avatar
Rope, HCl, a plastic tub, clothespins, rubber gloves, windex, bleach, and a plastic sheet. And you can't always leave the shovel in the car.

But certainly I agree a wallet is unnecessary. Originally Posted by JohnnyCap
You can retrieve all of that a later time once the door to the incall has been opened. Thats a lot to carry standing there waiting for her to answer the door for the first time. Lets be serious we are typically made to wait 5-15 minutes most times, I don't want my arms getting tired before the fun begins.
AmishGangster's Avatar
Switch 5 and 6 and that's my list. Originally Posted by Lazy
Tip of the day:

Taking her a pack of Newports will greatly improve your chances of being offered BBFS
Amber Does's Avatar
I have a shower at my incall. Its teeny though lol but it works for 1.

...and I suggest taking you valuables with you inthe bathroom if youve bever seen the provider before...

Amber Does's Avatar
You can retrieve all of that a later time once the door to the incall has been opened. Thats a lot to carry standing there waiting for her to answer the door for the first time. Lets be serious we are typically made to wait 5-15 minutes most times, I don't want my arms getting tired before the fun begins. Originally Posted by amishgangster
lmao