When you're out there DFKing an escort...

As long as her breath smells fresh I'm comfortable. If it smells like latex and ball sweat that's another matter entirely.

In general though I'd be more concerned with the roughly 3000 types of potentially infectious bacteria found on paper money. 1 in 16 bills have fecal matter and e. coli equal to a toilet seat.

Oh and that elevator button you pressed to go up to her incall? Bacteria levels 40x higher than toilet seats.

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/...89510784385696

http://www.infectioncontroltoday.com...let-seats.aspx Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
I wear full body condoms to all the incalls. Jokes on you
  • Alli
  • 07-09-2014, 10:57 AM
What do you think the chances are that you're getting snowballed by the last guy who was there


Originally Posted by PipelinerTx
Very possible. Lol
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dude! SpiceItUp,how are guys supposed to show up?

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Saftey first!

Not to sound weird or gay but there's has to be an absolutely amazing rush when meeting a super hot chick that you'd DFK really badly. Imagine a Victoria secret model seductively crawling up to you in bed then jamming her tongue down your throat. Your dick is so rocked up you feel it's about to break off, and somewhere in your mind you're unsure of whether her mouth been as a little salty taste throws you off. But you're so fucking aroused that it doesn't matter.
Not to sound weird or gay but there's has to be an absolutely amazing rush when meeting a super hot chick that you'd DFK really badly. Imagine a Victoria secret model seductively crawling up to you in bed then jamming her tongue down your throat. Your dick is so rocked up you feel it's about to break off, and somewhere in your mind you're unsure of whether her mouth been as a little salty taste throws you off. But you're so fucking aroused that it doesn't matter. Originally Posted by wreckshop
You should have stopped at "throat"
I use Colgate Mouth Sore/mouthwash Antiseptic before and after. It is also in FULL VIEW as your walking in to my incall. Hygiene is always a MUST!
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there's has to be an absolutely amazing rush when meeting a super hot chick that you'd DFK really badly...and....a little salty taste throws you off. But ...it doesn't matter. Originally Posted by wreckshop
Tasting another man's semen is not my idea of an "amazing rush"

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Tasting another man's semen is not my idea of an "amazing rush"

Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
This is a relatively common fetish, shouldn't ridicule him for it. Have met (not bcd, lol) Richard Simmons & he's a complete sweetheart.


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since the avg. guy produces about 300 million sperm a day it's possible not all of them die off even with the use of Scope. So from a scientific perspective it's likely we are all inadvertent Jizz taste testers.
Lol Originally Posted by Zanzibar789
Wait, I thought we were all special people.
As long as her breath smells fresh I'm comfortable. If it smells like latex and ball sweat that's another matter entirely.

In general though I'd be more concerned with the roughly 3000 types of potentially infectious bacteria found on paper money. 1 in 16 bills have fecal matter and e. coli equal to a toilet seat.

Oh and that elevator button you pressed to go up to her incall? Bacteria levels 40x higher than toilet seats.

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/...89510784385696

http://www.infectioncontroltoday.com...let-seats.aspx Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
Good to know I'm not the only germaphobe on the board.
Wait, I thought we were all special people. Originally Posted by boardman
And you have top billing. ;-)
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Think about the ladies, we have no idea where your hands, mouth, etc. have been prior to your visiting.

~ Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston
Chances are the last place my paws have been prior to a visit is the ATM machine.
Come to thinck of it, that's pretty nasty...
Tasting another man's semen is not my idea of an "amazing rush" ] Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
he seems to relish the idea
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Second hand dick sucker