Funny shit your kids have said

You know, I often say I was made to do this job, and maybe that is true.

In our house, with 3 girls and 2 boys and one bathroom, we had 'bath nights'. One night, somewhere around age 4, as my sisters and I were finishing up our showers/baths, I announced to my sisters that I wanted to be a naked dancer when I grew up.

I have no idea how I even knew that such things as naked dancers existed at that age, but apparently I did, and I wanted to be one! My sisters still tease me about that.

A couple of years ago I was at the grocery store with my 3 year old grandson. He was sucking his thumb. His speech was not good either. I said, "Michael don't suck your thumb it's nasty.". He told me, "Popo I wove to fuck my fum.".

When my son was about 3 he came into the den as we were watching TV. He was playing with his penis and my wife asked, "What are you doing?" to which he innocently replied, "I'm rubbing it soft."