Erotic lit

I laid her on her back letting my fingers run up the length of her soft thighs...moved closer kissing her as I moved closer and closer to her warmth...I felt her raise her tight hips in anticipation of the tongue lashing I was a out yo unleash. Her taste. Sublime. Her scent. Heavenly. I dove in with full passion. I felt her fingers in my hair...pushing me against her...her passion mounting...I felt her lightly licking my ass...then my balls...pure heaven! Wait...licking my ass????

FUCKING BEAGLE!! I TRIED TO KICK THE DOG AWAY MY MOUTH STILL FULLY ENGAGED...HER MOANS GETTING LOUDER AND LOUDER... I KICKED ONE MORE TIME AND HEARD A GROWL BETWEEN MY THIGHS...THEN THE LITTLE BASTARD LATCHED ONTO MY BALLS...I SCREAMED IN AGONY AS.... Originally Posted by Toyz

Since no one else has run with this...

the little canine fucker clamps down and starts shaking his head side to side in "the beagle death grip". This causes me to clench my teeth in anguish, and wouldn't you know it I catch the tip of her clit between my incissors....SHE starts screaming, I'M screaming, the DOG is growling as we are all three thrashing about on the bed-two in morbid pain, one egged on by blood lust.
Then comes the incessant pounding on the door by the neighbor...IS EVERYONE OK IN THERE?? She lets out a "HELP ME HES EATING MY CLIT"!! Which wakes the neighbors wife up who yells at her hubby HOW COME YOU never eat MY clit anymore...

the little canine fucker clamps down and starts shaking his head side to side in "the beagle death grip". This causes me to clench my teeth in anguish, and wouldn't you know it I catch the tip of her clit between my incissors....SHE starts screaming, I'M screaming, the DOG is growling as we are all three thrashing about on the bed-two in morbid pain, one egged on by blood lust.
Then comes the incessant pounding on the door by the neighbor...IS EVERYONE OK IN THERE?? She lets out a "HELP ME HES EATING MY CLIT"!! Which wakes the neighbors wife up who yells at her hubby HOW COME YOU never eat MY clit anymore... Originally Posted by Toyz

I fought that little bastard off of me. Dick still hard and wanting to fuck, I jumped in the shower to clean up the slobber and apply some neosporin and band aids. Walking out of the bathroom I see her on the bed, smiling and laughing. "I'm good let's get it on" I suggest. "Hold on", she says. "Come read this shit this bitch is crazy!!"

http://kateloice.wordpress.com/2014/...te-loicekat-b/ Originally Posted by The.Chosen.One

There, fixed the chronological sequence

“Now, disengag’d from the shirt, I saw, with wonder and surprise, what? not the play-thing of a boy, not the weapon of a man, but a maypole of so enormous a standard, that had proportions been observ’d, it must have belong’d to a young giant.” ~ John Cleland

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." ~ Einstien

Not sure this thread going the way KLovve wanted, but I must say it is most entertaining. Thanks, KLovve for starting it again, and thanks to you literary geniuses for your contributions to making me laugh.

I fought that little bastard off of me. Dick still hard and wanting to fuck, I jumped in the shower to clean up the slobber and apply some neosporin and band aids. Walking out of the bathroom I see her on the bed, smiling and laughing. "I'm good let's get it on" I suggest. "Hold on", she says. "Come read this shit this bitch is crazy!!"

http://kateloice.wordpress.com/2014/...te-loicekat-b/ Originally Posted by The.Chosen.One

We shared a good laugh. Just then, our eyes locked. I couldn't help but admire the glitter in her eyes, as I suspect she did for me, too. Her lips floated towards mine and her tongue caressed my teeth. She sucked [No, I'm not saying she sucked (figuratively), but she sucked (literally)]. Her slimy slobber recovered my boner instantly.

A peek at her beaver revealed a red, swollen clit; wet, nonetheless. Sheepishly, I remarked, "Hey, you've got a swollen twat, and I've got swollen balls! Let's do this!"

She.....