your 2 must haves at any incall

If you can't provide a bed with clean sheets and comforter, condoms, and a shower with fresh towels and washcloths, you should not be a provider. I can t believe you had to deal with that shit!!!! Originally Posted by Victoria Anne

You just suggested 70% or more of hookers quit the business

An incall doesn't have to be perfect. Just be relatively clean in a safe area.
Don't be located in the hood or have a friggin mattress thrown down on the basement floor.

Wet wipes were probably one of the best and most convenient things ever made! Lifesavers lol Originally Posted by Victoria Anne

I buy mine in bulk lol!

Its pretty rridiculous. I cant believe people would still see girls like that. Disgusting. Originally Posted by Amber Does

I know its crazy, its kinda sad really. If you can't provide those things when your getting money for your time, something's not right!!

Maybe some providers should consider going à la carte. $100. for services. $20. if the room is clean. $20. for hot water, clean towels, and soap. $20. for good attitude. $10. for a condom. $10. for a wet-wipe. etc

I try to have cash and an erection.

But sometimes

Nesseities would be Originally Posted by aj14620

A dictionary and a pay stub.

Seriously, hook or john if safety is a concern you should have a rubber. Relying on somebody else for a small cheap staple of safety is weak.

I have to second this comment

If you can't provide a bed with clean sheets and comforter, condoms, and a shower with fresh towels and washcloths, you should not be a provider. I can t believe you had to deal with that shit!!!! Originally Posted by Victoria Anne

I would agree on the condoms as being a given. My only other "must have", is really more a "it must be clean"! I don't want operating room bright lights and the smell of disinfectant, it should just be neat, not with crap all over the place (take out containers, cigarette butts, clothing on the floor-unless it's ours!)

oh, and sexy music, yes sexy music........mmmmmm

I provide a basic brand of condom, if you know that you need a special type, I would expect you to let me know ahead of time, or provide them yourself. If you know you need a magnum xl, and don't say anything and just expect me to have them and get upset when I don't, that us your fault lol not mine.

Sexy music is an amazing addition to any appt, I play Pandora and set the sleep timer on it for however long the appt is, in my opinion, its a way netter alternative to having a clock in the room. The only clock I have in my room is my cell phone. I always tell everyone to just lay back AMD relax, and not to worry about the time. I feel it takes away from the experience if all your worried about is how much time you have left

oh, and sexy music, yes sexy music........mmmmmm Originally Posted by Bancroft1957

like plastic man in the corner of the room ...wearing a sombrero and playing the ...bongos

...sweeeeeeeeet

The quality of the incall pretty much correlates with the quality of the SP.

Of course there are exceptions to every rule but a mattress on the basement floor.... C'mon man.

The quality of the incall pretty much correlates with the quality of the SP.

Of course there are exceptions to every rule but a mattress on the basement floor.... C'mon man. Originally Posted by trojantide

What if they have a pim....errrrr I mean booking assistant, does that change the equation?

WTF, no one mentioned crispy bacon? All incalls should have crispy bacon cooked and ready for consumption.

WTF, no one mentioned crispy bacon? All incalls should have crispy bacon cooked and ready for consumption. Originally Posted by pyramider

Strong argument for the mattress on the floor; less likely to burn your foot.