I was conversatin' in the wee hours last night with a dear friend & we were discussin' this thread. And we have determined that stuffing beads up ones arse must have originally started with several shots of whisky. Several women sitting around crocheting & one says to the other. "Hey marge, do you think my pearls will fit up there"? And Marge says "I don't know, lets try them"
And hence, bead stuffing up ones ass was born!
This devolved to further discussitatin' how does one actually stuff a shitton of beads up your ass? Having an "ass stuffing friend" probably helps, but what if you are sitting around on a Saturday night and have the urge to pack your anus with beads? Can you do it on your own? Do you lay on your back? Hang your buns over the edge of the bed? Do you have a "Bead Poker? to complete the stuff?
What happens if you poke the beads too far? How do you extract them? Suction? Hook? By farting?