Hi, my name is Amaya M. & I am NOT an "Equal Oppurtunity Provider"

I am calling to make an appointment right now.........I know B*#+@ is out......but, hooktard is ok......right?

Hi! My name is Amaya M, and I am NOT an "Equal Oppurtunity Provider"

Sorry guys,
even as a provider, i do have certain "standards" and do not meet with every man that has a dollar and wants to hang out with me

So where do I begin:

• I do not play with mods...that this can be quite the party, but unfortunately...I have choosen not to.
• At this time, if you lack 2 recent reputtable references--and are a newbie--i discriminate!
• Great Hygiene is a must!! sor-ry! but if you dont have good hygiene, expect to take a ride on the ymmv train..where anything unexpectadly can "not" take place
• If you have a history of shorting girls, asking for bb, your post come across a tad disrespectful (you refer to the ladies as B*#+@), TRUST me! i will discriminate!!!
• Now this may be silly to some, but your handle is your first impression to me. your pm your 2nd, and your post on this board 3rd. if your handle contains something along the lines of "iluvmyak47.4.life" "iluvto"party"420"...anyth ing along those lines....sor-ry! but i doubt i will even read the message.
• Please be punctual! i know stuff happens...but if you are constantly running late. sor-ry! but im going to have to discriminate once again. cant keep wasting my time, twiddling my thumbs..wondering if youre going to show up.
• if you have a health condition, please bring it to my attention. depending on the condition, i may have to discriminate. (sorry, but any form of STD, DISCRIMINATE! i can not be giving out any shots, if you have a colostemy bag(a poop bag), anything contagious,--i hate to say this..and really feel bad. but i have to discriminate. ) ***sorry i dont have the number to share with you, since im breaking hiipa practices in the way i run my business***
• im very sarcastic , i love to crack jokes, poke fun, laugh, etc. if youre opposite, and just "dont get me"...i suggest you discriminate...and choose not to meet with me i like to have a good time. if thats a problem, or not you..i understand!!

Im sure there are plenty of other reasons, why i have declined to see a gent. and i truly apologize to the gents that are rude, disrespectful, lack references, have poor hygeine, health issues, and for just being a mod (and not doing anything wrong)....i apologize for not being an "Equal Oppurtunity Provider".

i apologize to anyone that would like to make a formal complaint and complain against me to the BBB bc i do not fairly operate a business that is compliance with any written code.
Kudos to the ladies that will see any gent that cums their way. everyone does in fact need a little loving.

to any guy that chooses not to see me bc im just simply not their type. i completely understand and no hard feelings!!!

I give to any gents that can see past my sarcasm, understand that i am just "keeping it real" and still wish to hang out with me in the future!

Tootles!!! Originally Posted by MsPrittiKitti

Girl, you took the words right out of my mouth! Way to go! Kudos to you for laying it down like it is! And it IS indeed! I completely agree with ALL of the above and how I, too, run my business. I am definately NOT an Equal Opportunity Provider by any means at all. LOVED YOUR POST, THANKS!

KKA
XOXOX

Your listed with the BBB?

thanks all!!
i have to admit, AFTER i posted the thread...i was kinda wondering
"oh my...what have i just started" lol
glad to see there are some that can see past the sarcasm

I descriminate on who I'm willing to pay to see too. However, I find myself to be much more lenient when I'm not paying, especially if beer goggles are involved. :-O Everyone and every business has the right to refuse service to anyone they want and I don't really see the above listed parameters as being all that limiting anyway. Although the handle one is sorta weird.

much respect...I really need to stop lurking and get working on making the jump

Well, I for one, always try to descriminate equally against everyone.

I like to play hard to get too. It really turns me on.

Love the post!! LOL....

Dirty mouth??? Rejected!!!

and what does my handle say about me?

lol...this is too funny miss amaya....thanks for the laugh.

I guess when business is great you can be up front with lists of rules and expectations.....

I guess we know up front that GFE is not on the table because I've never seen a gal that can set the expectation bar up front and then pull it off.....

I think you missed farting darlin..... or is that allowed?.....

hi whispers!
glad to have you join my thread!!!!
i apologize if the 1st bullet offended you! i understand why you may be a little upset.

i guess what youre saying is, business must be good for me, or else i wouldnt be upfront. because if business was bad---its ok to be misleading, create false advertisement to lure a gent in, and it would be in my better judgement to keep quiet?!? well thanks for being positive!!!!

i really dont think im asking for too much. in fact i dont think im asking for anything more than the next companion. (ok, the handle thing...lol maybe i am the ONLY one.)


it wouldnt matter if business was "good" or "bad"...im not going to see someone who is disrespectful, (until i figure out a great way to screen newbies) someone that lacks references, someone that would put in danger (if they have contagious health condition, is known for trying bb, etc), nor am i going to see someone who is "constantly" late (which means more than once), and if we happen disagree on the boards (just as an example)..i doubt wed have fun together bc wed be trying to get our points aross as to why were "right".

if you have poor hygeine...most certainly..gfe is out of the equation. if you go to your SO with stinky breath, stinky balls, etc...i doubt shes going to do all the things that make a gfe session 'gfe'...haha instead, you might get a "real gfe" experience and just hear her bitch & nag (if i had poor hygeine..would a gent be the perfect Bfe and perform all the acronyms that make up a gfe/bfe experience?)

i definately dont expect us (you & i) to agree on anything...and im sure you may not have an interest in me (i may be a little too vocal in more ways than 1 lol) ...so i have no hard feelings if "you" choose to discriminate

thanks for joining our discussion

oh yea...if you fart, just make sure i dont smell it. lol. and please, DONT TAKE A SHIT IN MY TOILET!!!!
(being sarcastic again...just in case you happen to take me seriously)

(if i had poor hygeine..would a gent be the perfect Bfe and perform all the acronyms that make up a gfe/bfe experience?)

so, so true... certain acronyms are only performed after close inspection, and sometimes I definitely pass on it ...

roflmao