Outcall to a married man while the wife is away

LOL that dude has mad tucking skills....

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I never understood that- you want cheat, ok, but not in the same bed I share with your wife . Originally Posted by cr76
"Yes honey I cheated you. But it wasn't in the same bed I share with you". Makes it okay I guess...
Good point Dtoxxx, no matter where it is the same thing. However, for me, it makes me nervous and I feel I am breaking girl code.
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However, for me, it makes me nervous and I feel I am breaking girl code. Originally Posted by ScarlettKnight
He may prefer his home because he feels comfortable there. As I do. Then again I'm not married. Most importantly, if your not comfortable don't go through with it. You have already imagined a worst case scenario. At the very least it will result in a shitty session for your client.

Just curious on what this Gcode consists of? I would imagine morals are out the window as a provider since most hobby guys are married or "Boo'ed up".
Did an out call to my house years ago,it was with Lady Paree...
It was fucked from the get go! Bitch parked her car in my garage , then couldn't find her fucking keys!
Spent 45 min re tracing her steps , never found the key, had to call a Tow truck to get her vehicle the fuck off my property asap!
Towed it down to a grocery store down the road where I quickly deposited her ass , only for her to realize she had a spare key in a magnetic holder under the drivers side door....
Ran back home straightened up the house ( wife was scheduled to get off work 11pm)
Wife gets home and finds one of my dress shirts Paree had worn left high up on one of the bedposts...
Not a good ending . .
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^^^^Real talk.....Lol
I personally think your client is a moron.
Ooooh wow just asking for trouble in that situation. Ive personally never done outcall to anyone i know is living with their s/o . I had a regular Ive known for years tell me he had a provider come over while his wife was at work and SUPRISE his wife came home mid session. I think he said he hid her in the closet and while his wife was taking shower snuck her out of the house. LOL A true clusterfuck. It wouldnt be worth the risk if something goes wrong.
I just emailed him and told him I could not do it. For the guy asking about g. Nirl code, for me it is usually not dating a friends ex, and hoes over bros. I feel in this case I would be in another womans home with her husband. Not only dangerous but I would feel guilty more than likely if I were to see photos or her personal belongings. It would feel as if I am betraying a woman who did not deserve what she is getting or not getting from her husband. Not sure if that is clear. It is just easier for the client to come to me at a room. There are no personal items on either part and I can relax behind a locked door.
Did an out call to my house years ago,it was with Lady Paree...
It was fucked from the get go! Bitch parked her car in my garage , then couldn't find her fucking keys!
Spent 45 min re tracing her steps , never found the key, had to call a Tow truck to get her vehicle the fuck off my property asap!
Towed it down to a grocery store down the road where I quickly deposited her ass , only for her to realize she had a spare key in a magnetic holder under the drivers side door....
Ran back home straightened up the house ( wife was scheduled to get off work 11pm)
Wife gets home and finds one of my dress shirts Paree had worn left high up on one of the bedposts...
Not a good ending . . Originally Posted by TSILUVU
That right there^^^ is pretty damn funny.
Maybe not at the time...
Where's the review?

I personally think your client is a moron. Originally Posted by Jackie S
Which leads us to this.^^^
I have a request to visit a client while his wife is away at his home. It will be a first for me since I have always worried about the wife coming home early and my life would be in danger.

Any advice or stories? I need to make a decision and just not sure I should do it. Originally Posted by ScarlettKnight
I have a girlfriend that did that while her SD's wife was at work. She came home early from work one day and caught her in the house and all hell broke loose. And the couple DID have personal safety weapons in the house. Needless to say she could've gotten her lil red haired ass blown away!

Fuck a girl code: you're getting money and her husband is the one who married and made a promise to her, not you. Don't do it because if push comes to shove he will throw you all the way beneath the bus to keep from getting in trouble, and you never know what state of mind either of them is in.

In conclusion, DON'T DO IT!... especially if he has you coming in an entrance other than the front door.
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Having a provider to your home while the SO is at work, should qualify both for The Darwin Award!
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  • 07-10-2015, 08:25 AM
Don't do it!

And Guys, the girls will NEVER EVER EVER share the girl code guidebook with us. They can't. Everyone of them witches has a copy of it on her nightstand and we can't even see it. It is invisible to male eyes.

Besides, I hear it was originally written in some super secret language by Eve in Garden of Eden. But that may just be a rumor started by some gay guy that was frustrated because even he could not see the magical mythical book.

Girls, will Bruce / Kaitlyn Jenner get a copy when he / she gets his / her dangly snipped off?
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Be thankful he was honest enough to tell you he was married and that she was away. I had a similar situation a few years back but didn't find out until I got there. I went on an outcall to a nice home and once I arrived it was obvious it was definitely a family home. I immediately asked where 'everyone else' was and he told me not to worry about it, she was out of town. I told him that I thought that was pretty bold and very risky for him and he just laughed it off saying she would never know. I'd seen him a few times before(incall) so I wasn't that worried about it if he wasn't. We're about halfway through the hour and hear noise coming from the front of the house and then his wife is actually calling his name. We both freak completely out. I jump up and start trying to grab my clothes and purse trying to figure out what the hell I'm going to do. Now she's coming down the hallway. I tell him he better shut the damn door and don't let her in. I ran over to the closest window and try to open it enough to get out, thank god we weren't on the second floor. She's going nuts banging on the door and screaming at him. He's standing there holding the door closed and all he can say is "I'm fucked, I'm fucked! I've gotta let her in!" I tell him he better not open the door before I get out of there.. I finally get the damn window about halfway up and just throw myself into the screen to get out of there. I make it out the window into the bushes that I have to make my way through completely naked. The dummy finally lets her in the room since I'm out of there and of course she is hysterical. She's screaming at him and screaming out the window. I make it out of the bushes and run to the side of the house to the gate but have hell trying to get it open. It's dark, my hands are shaking and they have a pool so it's got a complicated latch on it. I finally get the damn thing open and am finally able to make a run around front for my truck in the driveway. All I can think is thank god she didn't block my truck in with her car. I just make into my truck and she comes out of the house running at me screaming like a maniac and throws my shoes at me, lol! I couldn't get out of that driveway fast enough. This idiot actually called me the next day to ask me if we could 'finish' what we started the night before and I told him to lose my number forever.

Looking back it's funny now but that was a very dangerous situation to be put in and it could've ended much worse than me being all scratched up from crawling through bushes naked and losing my shoes.
WOW!! I am glad I listened to my gut feeling on this one. Thanks everyone for the advice.