Probably a provider across the hall. How could I possibly hint or ask?

Kayleehotchick's Avatar
Follow the ladies advice on this....

Don't ask. Her life and what she does in her place is NON of your business. Period.

Unless you find a ad and you know for sure, leave her the hell alone.
Poppa_Viagra's Avatar
Too fucking close.
I fucked a neighbor once and had to move out of a great apartment into a condo that fairly sucked to get my privacy back.
All you need is a pimp knocking on your door, like "Dude, mind if I chill here for half and hour while I count this money?"
Kayleehotchick's Avatar
POPPA VIAGRA...

You said the key word. PRIVACY.

Leave the girl alone.
FunInDFW's Avatar
Knock on her door. Look her in the eyes. Smile. Say "It seems like you are the type of person to fuck people for money. I pay women to fuck me. It would be convenient if I could pay you to fuck me."

Fool proof. All about that confidence OP.

Change the name of your wifi to "I love hookers" Originally Posted by Sleepy363
Alternatively good. "XXXX, are you a pro?" where XXXX is the apt. number.
I get the feeling the lady in the apartment across the hall from me is probably a provider. If so, I'd like to see her. In my situation, being able to step over for a few minutes and be right back would be very handy.

I see her in the hall occasionally and have said hello and such. Any ideas on how I could hint toward what I have in mind or whatever, in a way that wouldn't seriously offend her if she's not, and not be too awkward if she is? Originally Posted by secpro
What makes you think she might be a pro? I would definitely NOT ask her nor give any indication that you are even curious. Key word is discretion, use it. Not worth pursuing anyway, besides, it would be very hard to find her ads (if she has any) as her name and number (if you know them) are going to be different.

But, since you have met her in RL, even just to say hello, then she knows you live there and if by chance you do get to know for sure she is a pro, it would be best not to let her know you are a hobbyist as the two worlds (RL and hobby) should never meet and cross each other.
Abort mission! Don't do it!
Phrodo's Avatar
POPPA VIAGRA...

You said the key word. PRIVACY.

Leave the girl alone. Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick
This has nothing to do with this thread, but every time I see a post by you, my first thought is "great tits!"
Spikebaby's Avatar
OP I am going to give you three possible scenarios: (please note, I mean each in the nicest and sweetest way I know how to make myself clear to you)


1. If I was a provider and you approached me at my personal residence or my personal incall and propositioned me about a session or even hinted that you knew what I was doing I would politely kick you in your balls and give you a lesson on discretion.

2. If I wasn't a provider and you approached me at my personal residence and propositioned me about being a "hooker" I would politely kick you in your balls (notice a theme here?)

3. If I was or I wasn't a provider and you approached me about possibly inviting me out for drinks or dinner in a "civie" approach I would be flattered. If I was interested you would more than likely get your brains screwed out by your hot, horny neighbor and possibly develop a FWB situation. Kicking you in the balls would become optional at that point.

On a serious note. Discretion is what is important here. Respect her privacy. Most of us value that ABOVE everything and we choose to keep our personal lives completely separate. You invading her privacy uninvited would be a dick move.
mtabsw's Avatar
Assuming it's not Spikebaby, and your balls escape the punishment, if you start screwing your neighbor for fun or money, it's most likely to end eventually, and even if it's more or less an amicable split, you have to continue living near her.

Sounds like way too much risk in my opinion.
glade55's Avatar
Knock on her door. Look her in the eyes. Smile. Say "It seems like you are the type of person to fuck people for money. I pay women to fuck me. It would be convenient if I could pay you to fuck me." Originally Posted by FunInDFW
That always works
Jules Jaguar's Avatar
Mind your business dude that's just wrong
suiram77's Avatar
Too fucking close.
I fucked a neighbor once and had to move out of a great apartment into a condo that fairly sucked to get my privacy back.
All you need is a pimp knocking on your door, like "Dude, mind if I chill here for half and hour while I count this money?" Originally Posted by Poppa_Viagra
To funny lmao!!!!
TheEccie214's Avatar
The idea that you not only thought about this, but then posted a thread asking others is true evidence you don't get this world - it's not just about the guy's discretion but providers also have lives. Think about if you were a girl that fucks for money and the neighbor approaches you - seems like a stalker wanting free nookie...there is no good outcome. Either pick from the hundreds of other girls or bet yet, leave and learn more about this world before you get much worse than kicked in the nuts.
StarsFanTx's Avatar
Always, always, trust the advice of Spikebaby.

3. If I was or I wasn't a provider and you approached me about possibly inviting me out for drinks or dinner in a "civie" approach I would be flattered. If I was interested you would more than likely get your brains screwed out by your hot, horny neighbor and possibly develop a FWB situation. Kicking you in the balls would become optional at that point.

On a serious note. Discretion is what is important here. Respect her privacy. Most of us value that ABOVE everything and we choose to keep our personal lives completely separate. You invading her privacy uninvited would be a dick move. Originally Posted by Spikebaby
This is what I meant. If she makes it personal cool. If she makes it business cool. If she tells you to fuck off, just wear a cup.